My JCF Government for the End of the World Mayan Calender Bender

[tonemonster]

funnel all and any campaign funds into Atomic's election super secret slush pile, to be spent solely
on the party itself, and not on myself. (There's a lie right there.)

so we have to disclose our lies? that is going to put a different paint job on things. I am still thinkin arby's

[atomic charvel guy]

no, run your cause anyway you wish. i'm choosing to be honest. i'll only lie when asked for the truth.

[tonemonster]

well I tell you this, with you and I being the only two posting here its going to be reasonably easier to win our elections.

[atomic charvel guy]

i have faith in this thread.

[Twitch]

Fuck it, can I just come to the party? Gotta keep your constituents happy. We cant all be in power. You want my vote Tommy, youll promise free booze and toke for anyone who cant afford it(or doesnt want to afford it). If were gonna form a government, might as well do it right with over budget spending and economy crippling handouts.

[xenophobe]

Where's Lerx... I haven't seen him around here for a while...

[tonemonster]

i have faith in this thread.

I believe in Harvey Dent.

[atomic charvel guy]

Fuck it, can I just come to the party? Gotta keep your constituents happy. We cant all be in power. You want my vote Tommy, youll promise free booze and toke for anyone who cant afford it(or doesnt want to afford it). If were gonna form a government, might as well do it right with over budget spending and economy crippling handouts.

If a bender ensues, i will promise to bring only the juiciest buds for all to share.
i have an idea. For those that get paranoid, (i never understood that) I nominate Twitch to be the "calmer down cat" and to reinsure anyone not thoroughly enjoying themselves that everything is fine and working out perfectly wether it is or not. that's an important position my man.

[tonemonster]

I like the word Bender. I vote for it.

[Twitch]

If a bender ensues, i will promise to bring only the juiciest buds for all to share.
i have an idea. For those that get paranoid, (i never understood that) I nominate Twitch to be the "calmer down cat" and to reinsure anyone not thoroughly enjoying themselves that everything is fine and working out perfectly wether it is or not. that's an important position my man.

Ooooooh, I got you. Ill be the Chief Party Economist. Aside from spin for those who get freaked out I will also spin some stuff around if there are those who believe the party is, shall we say, on the verge of decline. Those whose minds do not change after my spin as to the partys welfare, will be dealt with accordingly. Any talk of an uprising or forced change in leadership will be met with harsh consequences.

[atomic charvel guy]

Ooooooh, I got you. Ill be the Chief Party Economist. Aside from spin for those who get freaked out I will also spin some stuff around if there are those who believe the party is, shall we say, on the verge of decline. Those whose minds do not change after my spin as to the partys welfare, will be dealt with accordingly. Any talk of an uprising or forced change in leadership will be met with harsh consequences.

perfect. are you related to Thomas Jefferson in any way? This is constitutional writing here Twitch, good job man. I've actually had
people physically removed from my house in the past for headache freak out behavior. Your job may actually be the most important one of all
for said fantasized party and elections.

[atomic charvel guy]

i mean said fantasized BENDER and elections.

[Hellraiser6502]

'SEARGENT 'OF' ARMS' !!!

I humbly accept...and I pledge I will continue to be un-afraid to buy wayyyy too many guitars...

I will keep them safe and beautiful....until I pass them along to the *next* Sarge.

I am truly honored to 'make' the list!! OMG, this just like winning an Oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Tommy.

[Twitch]

i mean said fantasized BENDER and elections.

Get the right broads to attend the prezs inauguration before hand, it will be a bender and erections. Maybe Ive just gone too far with that.

[tonemonster]

I am truly honored to 'make' the list!! OMG, this just like winning an Oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Tommy.

Fuckin right it is!!! I feel like walking the red carpet now! where is my limoZeen?