My JCF Government for the End of the World Mayan Calender Bender

[guitarsjb]

This is gonna be FUN!!!

[Twitch]

We need a Secretary of Altered State, any ideas?

[atomic charvel guy]

Hey, this is now a movement, and I assure you, we are mobilizing. The honor is all mine fellas.

Red Carpet moment here- "And popping out of the next limo is the Booze hag, I mean Booze Czar, Tonemonster!!!
Surrounded by his posse of interns, this guy, who is thoroughly beyond reproach, is sporting some outfit tonight. You can say that again Joe,
look at this beast!!
Jacket by Johnnie Walker, Heavily soiled assless chap Jeans made by himself!!! That multi colored nauseating shirt used to be
all white and by Oscar de La Renta, but is now ridden with dry puke, shoes by Mike Tyson, and that 5th of bourbon he's sporting
was paid for in trade for his brains at the hock shop just around the corner"

oh can you hear it? what a rip this would be.

[atomic charvel guy]

This is gonna be FUN!!!

I nominate Jeri for any elected office. 1- because she is great. 2- We are in desperate need of a woman's guidance. She could be
our "Abigail" like John Adam's strong wife and best advisor.

[tonemonster]

Ron should be in charge of ALL minature Rhoads guitars. he should also be the sekRetareE of spelling. and God of Grammar.

[tonemonster]

Hey, this is now a movement, and I assure you, we are mobilizing. The honor is all mine fellas.

Red Carpet moment here- "And popping out of the next limo is the Booze hag, I mean Booze Czar, Tonemonster!!!
Surrounded by his posse of interns, this guy, who is thoroughly beyond reproach, is sporting some outfit tonight. You can say that again Joe,
look at this beast!!
Jacket by Johnnie Walker, Heavily soiled assless chap Jeans made by himself!!! That multi colored nauseating shirt used to be
all white and by Oscar de La Renta, but is now ridden with dry puke, shoes by Mike Tyson, and that 5th of bourbon he's sporting
was paid for in trade for his brains at the hock shop just around the corner"

oh can you hear it? what a rip this would be.

I thought that was last saturday.

[atomic charvel guy]

it's everyday with you pal. it wouldn't be nearly as funny if it wasn't so true.

[tonemonster]

I do know this for sure, when I win the election at my inauguration party, we are going to have booze, hookers, monster trucks, and WD40. and music by LimoZeen and RaZor.

[tonemonster]

OK people, Tone is going to go write his victory speech. well, its actually going to be my losing speech too. cuz I mean why would a write a special speech to lose? I mean thats just stupid. so if I lose, I am giving the same speech, and its up to you folks to determine what the fuck I am points I am acctually trying to make. dont start hitting me with all sorts of difficult questions, I just work here. Im still thinkin arby's. but arby's aint thinkin' me.

[Rupe]

If a bender ensues, i will promise to bring only the juiciest buds for all to share.
i have an idea. For those that get paranoid, (i never understood that) I nominate Twitch to be the "calmer down cat" and to reinsure anyone not thoroughly enjoying themselves that everything is fine and working out perfectly wether it is or not. that's an important position my man.

4-Ministers and Voices of Reason and Accountability- Rupe and Shawnny Boy Lutz, - they will have the vision enable us not to harm anyone else but ourselves. I do believe this.

Sorry, no dank will be shared with those outside of the administration. We have rules and stuff to remain reasonably accountable or something like that. Now who took the Cheetos?

[Nightbat]

Hmm, I may be interested in an international trade agreement if your government may make its way into office

How does: "Beer and Weed for Guitars and Amps" sound?

[Snoogans]

I henceforth and hereafter make myself available to assume the position of Ambassadorial Representative of the People's Republic Of JCF in Her Majesty's Great Britain of England.
Do I get to wear a hat?

[Jayster]

Can I be the guy who says after every guitar solo that I could do it better, shit faced drunk when talking about anyone at all ~ even Steve Morse - but you may not be able able to understand all this because in drunken slur it only comes out like this - "PFFFFFTTTTT" .....

[Jayster]

Maybe this position could have a fancy title, something like :
Minister of Solo Snobbery, this position should include free Booze and all maner of diazepams!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

i'm off to campaign today, Snoogs is Ambassador of GB with Rsmacker to hold some sort of position of which i cannot figure out.
I like waking up at 11, and then go campaigning. Man it's cold out today, like 70 or so.
I have to smoke now so i can do things properly.