My JCF Government for the End of the World Mayan Calender Bender

[coloradoman25]

I gotta fit in there somewhere...I sure as hell can buy and sell our way into the everpresent nonexistant...That or being the Sgt at Harms could work..

[Jayster]

Checking in from the dead, there must be a place for me in this administration.

Welcome back Vince!!!!!


Checking in from the Hard Rock Biloxi, there is a shockingly low level of diazepams here ~ it's been necessary to online order 15K tablets from a Canadian pharmacy(it's ok, seems legit)....


I feel that Toga's may appropriate for any serious political campaign, so I've been running around in a self fashioned toga for the last few hours making hugeferious orders of all kinds of narcotics... I almost ran out of steam until I remembered the salt shaker half full of cocaine!!!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

vince is my official driver and top advisor. he's fuckin' cool.

[atomic charvel guy]

with billz and shawn dropping out it seems a restructuring is in need.

[Cygnus X1]

C-Man!
Check your PM's!

[tonemonster]

Did I win yet? I been at the bar looking for potential interns for my staff

[atomic charvel guy]

fuck it, we are both in Tone. And i look to you to continue to maintain and supply this expedition.
i'll be back.

[tonemonster]

Uh huh huh huh I said interns for my staff

[tonemonster]

fuck it, we are both in Tone. And i look to you to continue to maintain and supply this expedition.
i'll be back.

Well that's good to know. What a relief. Now I can finally relax and have a drink. I was gettin worried that I was going to lose amidst all the controversy over sexual scandals with hot sexy female interns (aka hookers) I told those hookers to lick my erection not wreck my election!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

what's an asian lady's favorite day? erection day!

[Endrik]

You have the balls to disturb my 8 month non-stop debauchery and for offer for lower position than king?!?! I'm El Rey motherfucker. Now I'll use my propaganda position to make Goebbels look like a little bitch. I'll turn every willing reactionary against you, you bunch of hoi polloi appealing wiseguys. I will win. Your philistine anglo-saxon ceremonies will be banned. 1000 euro Champagne and 20 year old Gognac are the cheapest beverages that will be forced down on your throats. We don't need no trailer trash junkie rituals. All drugs must be snorted out of Kate Moss' asshole. All this will be shot by Mario Testino and the photos showing you in your glory will be in every single living room in my Empire. Behold!

[atomic charvel guy]

well, if it isn't the angry young man from across the water. No anglo-saxon ceremonies here fuckhead, I am Alexander, I can eat El Rey for fuckin' lunch.
My Macedonians and i will strike and mow down the opposition no matter who it be, or outnumbered, it's of no consequence, we do not lose.
So join up Endy, or die. It's that simple. Do you not see??!!! I'm looking out for all of us here.
If the sidewalks start opening up and swallowing people on dec. 21st, don't you want to be prepared? wasted? with lots of friends?
I mean just in case ya know? Why take a chance? where have you been Endy boy?

[atomic charvel guy]

by the way, "Estonedia" is the perfect place for my protoge to grow up. young Endy
has chosen to learn from my mistakes and live his life the right way. That is why he is my protoge.

[Shawn Lutz]

just tried a new Belgian white brew from these guys...they have a Mayan countdown http://www.shocktopbeer.com/s/

[tonemonster]

I just hope the Mayans were shitty at math. Personally I think they were lazy and got tired of counting at 2012