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Why do they keep making shows about the Titanic? they keep sending subs down there to dive around the wreckage. It must cost a shitload of money. why do they keep doing this and wasting cash? They say they want to know what happened. I will tell you what happened, they hit a BIG fucking iceberg, and the mutherfucker sank. end of story. there has been alot of ships that have hit shit and sank. shit happens. its mother nature. she always wins. these TV shows are just waste of time.
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I guess the movie wasn't good enough..."illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat -
They get our tax dollars in government grants so they have to spend it.
They know where it is and it sank end of story.Really? well screw Mark Twain.Comment
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I been sayin this for years!
And yeah, the media acts like it's the only fucking ship that ever sank. I can't sit through 1min of anything about the Titanic without being bored stiff. It's done, we know what happened, can we at least find another artificial reef to talk about?Last edited by Whoopu2; 09-06-2012, 08:37 PM.Comment
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The Titanic was an "unsinkable" ship..full of wonderment. April 21, 1912..a day that will keep cashing in.
My greatest aunt Rose lost both her virginity and the great Jem of the Sea to Leonardo DiCaprio. His drawings sucked. I have a sketch of her vajeen and it looks like broccoli.
He used his drawings as trickery into a woman's stinky thang. His name was 'Jack The Riffer' !!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I'm cryin' here!!
"illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - NighbatComment
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tell you what, they spend tons in the name of wanting to find out, but don't be fooled, they're trying
to kill two birds with one stone, find some more stuff that's worth big bucks, while at the same time
putting two and two together, which we all know equals 5.
Bill,
My Aunt Molly caused the sinking, they didn't hit an ice berg, she was riding your great aunt Rose's rich fiancee, Hockley,
and the boat just couldn't hold it together with her vicous domination of the prissy Hockley. The reason this was never disclosed was that this was the first ever filming of a porn scene ever, for the first released porn movie, and it was financed by Hockley who was looking to increase his fortune from his Dad's steel empire. He casted my aunt molly to be ravaged, but it was he to be jackrolled in the end. The film was to be called "Fat Fucks Rolling in Flour on an Unsinkable Ship".Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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There will never be another Titanic...
...because all the big icebergs will be melted due to global warming.
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Tommy, great grandfather Edwardo Spitonballi AKA Ed Smith, was the captain. He also worked as a mall sant on his off time. His hobbies were smacking toddlers on and off duty. He had 13 tots of his own..just so he'd always have own to smack. One actually went down with the ship..he drowned first. So my granpa tried to use lil Pasquali AKA Caligua ..as a life preserver. But unfortunately Grampa was still fattened up from thy jolly season. These are facts. He also had many female stow aways that did special 'favors'. In fact, this is how the word "Poop Deck" originated..which he always made the ship's janitors swab. He sure kept 'em busy with all the poopin' and a swabbin'..
Capt Edwardo actually smulled the precious "gem of the Sea" in his tight whities. This gave him the impression of a very sturdy, strappin' man..with distinguished pipe ans beard. He made straight men gay. It is known that ...in his favorite wooden office chair...which I am sitting upon. Was used in many a fortnight...under the stars that guided him..right into this evil cold ice block of death!
OK...I'm actually cryin' myself right now..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Instead of revisiting this damn wreck, they need to do some reality shows on what happens to all these fu*kers who have a show on now that should have NEVER been put on TV. Let's see the Jersey Shore idiots in 5 years, or better yet, where is Honey Boo Boo after the world ends its facination with this redneck trash family? That is what i wann see!Comment
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Those reality shows are more tragic wrecks than any ship. I still say forget the research. They hit a fuckin iceberg and the mutherfucker sank. End of story. Unless of course the ship was forced into the ice berg because of all the inertia from tommy and billz ancestors shaggin like prom night"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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honey boo boo...what the fuck is that??? is it a show about bears?GEAR:
some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!
some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!
and finally....
i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!Comment
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From what I understand it's a documentary on what happens when brothers and sisters breed. But I've never seen it myself.Originally posted by markD View PostGTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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Here you go MarkD, our future generation...making $5k an episode:
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