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  • The Post your true stories you never tell because people wouldn't believe you thread!

    I'm pretty sure this was my 8th grade summer, 1981. I don't remember if we were drunk or stoned, or a combination of both but my little group of 3-4 metalhead friends (we were all wearing either Ozzy, Judas Priest or Black Sabbath shirts) were on our way to our favorite mall. In Mtn View, CA at that time, there was this place called Old Mill. It had been voted California's best mall 7 years in a row. It was really pretty, open water, koi, and an old wooden mill that delivered water from the 2nd floor to the little lake. It had amazing ambiance, pond-side fine dining, a huge pizza parlor that bands often would play at and a movie theater that during the summer would have movies like Corvette Summer or Star Wars playing for $1 or 50 cent matinee.

    We strolled around like we owned the place... we actually kind of did. One time someone started something with us, and we gathered a huge crowd of people that we knew... gossip spread like wildfire, and we had 30-40 people following us around because some other group of pali (Palo Alto kids) were talking shit and wanted to start a fight... the fight never happened because we scared them off. Sorry, digressions...

    Anyway, one day I went there with several of my best friends. We were kinda fucked up on something... it was really only either pot or alcohol, but we were messed up. We were strolling through the mall when we came across some people we didn't recognize... they were wearing leather and had huge curly permed hair and were sitting at the French restaurant there across the walkway from the pond.

    Of course, we didn't like this, we were punk children. So we walked up with them and tried to instigate a fight. It didn't matter that these guys were like 6' tall, and obviously in their late 20's or a little older perhaps. They were in OUR mall. Even though they would have obviously kicked the shit out of us, they remained seated looking at us with a bit of a bewildered but entertained gaze as we were approaching them and talking shit to them. No matter what we said, they were calm and collected and just sat there with smiles... a few provoking little jabs at us, but they were being completely friendly while we were giving them attitude.

    No fight ever broke out... but we had continued this conversation for at least half an hour until our attitudes kinda disappeared.... it was pretty obvious that these people that invaded our private and personal space were metalheads and somehow the conversation veered away from "why are you in our mall" to talking about metal.... I mean we were all wearing metal t-shirts. Some time later during the convo, they said they were in a band and were just in the area and wanted to see this well known mall. Of course we said "yeah, right, you're all full of shit"... and of course, they laughed but were friendly and probably found us entertaining, because they did look like they were sitting there kinda bored... so after talking for maybe an hour or so they said they had to go, and by that time, even though we didn't believe their stories, we ended up liking them and we shook their hands before they left.

    That was the day I met the band Great White.

    The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

  • #2
    Don't think I could top that one.
    Cool story.
    Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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    • #3
      No need to top anything... I just remembered this and wanted to share and figured that other people had stories that they might want to share. I was kinda inspired by the bath salt thread and atomic Charvel guy saying that he had stories that nobody would believe. Now I kinda want to delete the thread. lol :\
      The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

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      • #4
        Mine would be too graphic I'm afraid.
        Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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        • #5
          Nothing is too graphic for this forum.

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          • #6
            i'm taking the 5th guys, we live in a surveillance society.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
              i'm taking the 5th guys, we live in a surveillance society.
              I'd tell another story, but the one that comes to mind... I'm not sure if statute of limitations has expired on that one.
              The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

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              • #8
                Was at Ozzfest at Polaris Amphitheater one year. I cant remember the year, but, that tour had Marilyn Manson, Type-O, Pantera, Fear Factory and a few others.

                My friend and I were sitting under neath the overhead and I relaized I was hungry. Went to the McDonalds area and decided I needed to pay $20 for a cheeseburger a fry and a Coke. As I am standing in line, I turned my head and noticed this dude was staring at my head.....not just at my head.....but, like he was trying to see into it. He was only standing a few inches from me. I let it go for a minute or so. I turn, and he is still doing it.

                Me: " Is there a problem, sir? "
                Him: " Uh.....no."
                Me: Okay.......just wondering why you keep staring at me like that."
                Him: "I am sorry" and then he turns away.

                I noticed he had a hockey shirt of some kind, black jeans cut off into shorts, socks pulled up to his knees and just looked like hell in general.


                A few minutes later, it starts again....
                Me: " Please stop staring at me "
                Him:" ....." with a shoulder shrug.
                Me: " Look friend, I really hate people staring me down......please stop."
                Him: " Uhhhmmm.......what are you going to do to me?"
                Me: " Whip your ass. "
                Him: " You think so, huh "

                At this time I grabbed him by his dark, nasty ass, long hair and was sighted in on his nose with my brick-like-fists when 2 guys grabbed me and pealed me off of him. A third grabs him and drags him off. I just figured some event staff were there and seen this and escorted him out.

                Go back to the Pavillion area and sit down with my friend. Tell him what happened. He was laughing his ass off as he knows its hard to take me anywhere without causing some trouble.

                So as we were waiting for Fear Factory to come onstage, he asks " What does he look like....do you see him anywhere?"
                I decribed the guy and we kept looking around at the crowd behind us and never seen anyone that resembled the guy.

                Fear Factory takes the stage......I start laughing my ass off. My friend asked " What are you laughing about? " I said " That dude I got into with....he is up there playing bass" My friend says " Bullshit!!" I said " Dude, do you see anyone else here dressed like that mother fucker?! Is he not dressed the exact way I told you in my story?" My friend lost it. He says " Can't fucking take you anywhere! You just about fucked the concert up for thousands of people just because you are a dickhead." -Lou
                " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by straycat View Post
                  Mine would be too graphic I'm afraid.
                  Compared to Lou's? (hadn't seen Lou's reply... I meant his thread)

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                  • #10
                    omg thats great, keep it going guys ....xeno thats not a fool thread by the way

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LouSiffer View Post
                      Fear Factory takes the stage......I start laughing my ass off. My friend asked " What are you laughing about? " I said " That dude I got into with....he is up there playing bass"


                      That's fucking awesome!
                      The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

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                      • #12
                        +1 point for the brick like fist reference.

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                        • #13
                          Xeno's was awesome story!

                          Lou,we're just glad you didn't have, anything else going on with the bassist!

                          J/k
                          Sam

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                          • #14
                            The week before my birthday, a friend of mine had a gig at a club called Reflections in Frankfort, Il. I hadn't seen him since I bought my HM Strat 2 years before, and since then they had gotten a record deal and were touring (it was Barracuda, btw). Hanging on the wall as you walked it was a poster for the show for next week, REO Speedwagon.. Cool, love Gary's playing, and it was on my 21st birthday, so I grabbed a ticket.. It was actually Gary's home town, so I didn't think much about them playing here.

                            I go to the show, and the place is jammed packed.. It turns out it is just Gary Richrath with a bunch of bleach blond 20 somethings, not the actual line up, this was when Gary left and there were legal wranglings over the name of the band.. There were two sets of bathrooms, and one of the ladies rooms was out of order, so the one functioning ladies room had quite the line.. In front of the other bathrooms, this lady is pacing back and forth with a rather miserable look on her face.. I told her that if she went in the men's room, which was empty at the time, I would gladly watch the door til she came back out. She ran in, and I stood in front of the door til she pushed it open and hit me in the back with it.. She said thank you very much, I couldn't wait anymore.. I said my pleasure, enjoy the show.. She says I see it all the time.. That's my boyfriend on stage.. I just guarded the bathroom door for Gary Richrath's girlfriend.. The show was good, the hired guns did REO's tunes very well, and they left the stage at the end of the regular set.. The crowd is screaming, encore style.. I get a tap on the shoulder, and it's that girl again.. I ask her if she needs to go to the bathroom again, and she shakes her head no and laughs.. Stick around after the encore, I'll take you back stage and you can meet everybody.. To make a long story short, I got back stage, met everybody, and got to play Gary's 59 Les Paul.. He was pretty cool, but I tried not to be a jackass and take too much of his time.. I think he was a little put off when I played Crazy Train first, though...
                            Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                            • #15
                              All three of you get a


                              i can't top those.

                              PS. You'll read the in hogan's voice.
                              Last edited by buzzsaww; 09-23-2012, 08:30 AM.
                              1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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