The Post your true stories you never tell because people wouldn't believe you thread!

[Rsmacker]

You and her husband should drank beer and went fishing. LOL. Anyone else got any stories like Lou and Tommy??

Not quite, but if you take these ingredients:

Alcohol, me, boredom, several hours of supping piss, any moose that even looks in my direction, a little voice in my brain that says "NOW!! DO IT!! GO FUCKING MENTAL", my trousers removed, swinging my knob about, standing on tables doing my infamous "Dwarf shagging a camel" impression, me singing "Rug Munchers" to the tune of "Rock Lobster", spewing, a hangover from Hell, insulting the Germans/French/Irish/English, wizened old hags, the Jesus Army, indecent exposure through the Jesus Army's Ford Transit window, pubes dyed green, pubes set on fire, pubes matted together with chewing gum, pubes vaporised with Veet, root ginger, bumsex, BDSM, Tequila fucking Sunrise, gimp masks, memory loss etc etc.

Mix and match, chances are that you will come up with one of my nights out.

Oh, finish it all off with "Shame at just how low I will go".

Nah, I fucking love it.

PS. USA, get yer tits out, I'm a-coming...

[tonemonster]

PS. USA, get yer tits out, I'm a-coming...

Yes, I heard. God save the Queen. I am sure you goofy fuckers will be drunk dialing me again this time.

[atomic charvel guy]

Not quite, but if you take these ingredients:

Alcohol, me, boredom, several hours of supping piss, any moose that even looks in my direction, a little voice in my brain that says "NOW!! DO IT!! GO FUCKING MENTAL", my trousers removed, swinging my knob about, standing on tables doing my infamous "Dwarf shagging a camel" impression, me singing "Rug Munchers" to the tune of "Rock Lobster", spewing, a hangover from Hell, insulting the Germans/French/Irish/English, wizened old hags, the Jesus Army, indecent exposure through the Jesus Army's Ford Transit window, pubes dyed green, pubes set on fire, pubes matted together with chewing gum, pubes vaporised with Veet, root ginger, bumsex, BDSM, Tequila fucking Sunrise, gimp masks, memory loss etc etc.

Mix and match, chances are that you will come up with one of my nights out.

Oh, finish it all off with "Shame at just how low I will go".

Nah, I fucking love it.

PS. USA, get yer tits out, I'm a-coming...

you've got my imagination at defcon 2 right off the bat , that's a naturally powered 3 point swing down from 5 based solely
on fear alone. RSmacker is a whamdoodle stem winder on all fronts. when are you hitting our shores? hopefully my settlement comes
in time so i can get a quick boob job to heighten a journey of such distance. bring the mad Estonian with you, and do you have an american offensive planned
out yet in regards to wilksy?

[SixStringQueen]

The US is ready for you yet again...

PS... tits optional

[SixStringQueen]

We ABSOLUTELY will! This will be yet another adventure with Rsmacker... I'm pondering something.... That little "Wiliski" (spelling?)... will he be angry? No matter, I'll write his mummy a note.

[SixStringQueen]

you've got my imagination at defcon 2 right off the bat , that's a naturally powered 3 point swing down from 5 based solely
on fear alone. RSmacker is a whamdoodle stem winder on all fronts. when are you hitting our shores? hopefully my settlement comes
in time so i can get a quick boob job to heighten a journey of such distance. bring the mad Estonian with you, and do you have an american offensive planned
out yet in regards to wilksy?

He is ABSOLUTELY at defcon 2 or better.... He'll hit the other side of the US. No worries.... this thread will NOT be worthless... Pics to come! That little wilsky shall will have no worries either... taken care of... he just has no passport as rumor has it.:dunno:

[tonemonster]

Here we go!!! this should be legendary!!!!!!

[horns666]

Tommy..that was maigical. I have every flavor but vanilla...as you can imagine. If I haven't shared any stories thus far..there's a good reason. heee..

OK,so, who's this 3 posts in fuckface? I will sodomize his face !!! Then we'll laugh, sing and dance !!!