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  • The Asshole Has Landed

    Ha! Someone needs firing at US Immigration - I'm in!

    Oh, if anyone is passing the Wilksy Baby's place, please go and untie him, I think i left him trussed up after our hot bum love session the other night.

    Right, time to make my mark here...
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

  • #2
    Go drop the bomb smacker!

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    • #3
      Ah crap, time to lock the kids in their room and board up the windows!
      Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...

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      • #4
        Poor 'mericans

        There isn't enough God left there to have mercy on you it seems

        Originally posted by RobRR View Post
        Ah crap, time to lock the kids in their room and board up the windows!
        Don't forget to hide the dog and poison the cattle



        "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

        -"You like Anime"

        "....crap!"

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        • #5
          Where ya gonna go? Not that I'm going to warn them or anything
          "illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat

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          • #6
            huh? What's this about again?
            Sam

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            • #7
              shit, i'd fall off the wagon in honor of this invasion, just to see if i could put a hurtin'
              on the smacker, in a fun way of course.
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                shit, i'd fall off the wagon in honor of this invasion, just to see if i could put a hurtin'
                on the smacker, in a fun way of course.
                That would be bender I would love to witness. The smacker is a deranged individual indeed. I think he should be the subject of a reality show.
                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                  That would be bender I would love to witness. The smacker is a deranged individual indeed. I think he should be the subject of a reality show.
                  don't reduce the mighty smacker to reality level. this is documentary worthy.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #10
                    Which part of the country should folks take cover?
                    Sam

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by emperor_black View Post
                      Which part of the country should folks take cover?
                      none Emperor, embrace the pain baby!!
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by emperor_black View Post
                        Which part of the country should folks take cover?
                        your geographically safe.
                        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                        • #13
                          Brits think New York is all of the USA, so there you go.
                          I doubt if he would dare find his way to the Deep South.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
                            I doubt if he would dare find his way to the Deep South.
                            I'm sure Rsmacker has found his way to the Deep South of something...or someone
                            MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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                            • #15
                              I've heard things.......
                              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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