The Asshole Has Landed

[Rsmacker]

Ha! I have spent the day today, sunning my not insubstantial hairy beanbag, at "Six String Queen's house.... I LOVE the US... Invitations to the wedding will be forthcoming.

[Endrik]

Brits think New York is all of the USA, so there you go.
I doubt if he would dare find his way to the Deep South.

no, not all of usa but the place a visitor cares most about, and that doesn't go only for the brits but the whole world
do yank tourists go to Italy to see massive industrial complexes and concrete buildings in the suburbs or they go to renaissance city squares?

[tonemonster]

Ha! I have spent the day today, sunning my not insubstantial hairy beanbag, at "Six String Queen's house.... I LOVE the US... Invitations to the wedding will be forthcoming.

Yes. I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag. I figured it was best for you to give them the news. Smacker and his bride to be skyped with me last evening. This fucker has it made. This woman works. She cooks for him and delivers him beer while topless wearing only a thing. No bs. He just loafs around all day showing the neighbors his nuts while hanging out in the garden

[atomic charvel guy]

Yes. I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag. I figured it was best for you to give them the news. Smacker and his bride to be skyped with me last evening. This fucker has it made. This woman works. She cooks for him and delivers him beer while topless wearing only a thing. No bs. He just loafs around all day showing the neighbors his nuts while hanging out in the garden

and after all my conditioner tips, beauty secrets, and office appointments, you hold out on me in regard to his whereabouts. I'm sealing this camp,
i mean board right now!!, nobody gets to logoff until i am told of his location. Tone, be in my office in an hour, i call Father Zeus to witness your trial before me.

[tonemonster]

I wish I could tell you Tommy but smacker said its a big surprise.

[Rsmacker]

Fucking hell, it's a surprise to me for a start off, it's the first I've heard of it! You know full well that there will be a pasty little Call Centre Bitch in Nottingham crying his little heart out at this rumour, you cruel bastard!

I would refer you to this little ditty which sums up everything I need to know about marriage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCJQ06ztUWM

I am, however, being waited on hand and foot by a very nice piece of clunge, who, for some unknown reason, thinks I'm rather spiffing. (And not just because of my MASSIVE cock, he he).
I do recall vaguely posting some nonsense last night on here, but thankfully it appears to have got lost in the ether. I've had to spend the whole day by the pool, mulling over the events of last night. It started with "a quick drink before dinner", as it always does, then descends into obscenity. I do remember going to Publix and asking loudly if my cum tasted like Tartare Sauce and one of the bods in there shelf stacking nearly shat himself laughing. One of those involuntary belly laughs that he couldn't stifle...ah, good times.

Tommy, I'm holed up (hur hur) in Florida...

[SixStringQueen]

Fucking hell, it's a surprise to me for a start off, it's the first I've heard of it! You know full well that there will be a pasty little Call Centre Bitch in Nottingham crying his little heart out at this rumour, you cruel bastard!

I would refer you to this little ditty which sums up everything I need to know about marriage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCJQ06ztUWM

I am, however, being waited on hand and foot by a very nice piece of clunge, who, for some unknown reason, thinks I'm rather spiffing. (And not just because of my MASSIVE cock, he he).
I do recall vaguely posting some nonsense last night on here, but thankfully it appears to have got lost in the ether. I've had to spend the whole day by the pool, mulling over the events of last night. It started with "a quick drink before dinner", as it always does, then descends into obscenity. I do remember going to Publix and asking loudly if my cum tasted like Tartare Sauce and one of the bods in there shelf stacking nearly shat himself laughing. One of those involuntary belly laughs that he couldn't stifle...ah, good times.

Tommy, I'm holed up (hur hur) in Florida...

Listen up and check this oh lazy one! I'm working my ASS off here and you're screwing off again??? If I come home today and find ALL THE DOORS open with the AIR running, dirty dishes in the sink and YOU smelling up my bathroom again I WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO EXTERMINATE YOU!!

Oh, and I can't BELIEVE you told them where I live!!! Jeeeeeezzzzzzz

Ummmmmmm..... yep..... we'll go with your imaginary vision of marrying me oh hungry one! I will be home VERY shortly!

[SixStringQueen]

Rsmacker was too intoxicated to remember posting ANYTHING last night just so all know.....

[atomic charvel guy]

Rsmacker was too intoxicated to remember posting ANYTHING last night just so all know.....

so he's doing honors work then. splendid!

[SixStringQueen]

so he's doing honors work then. splendid!

He's doing nothing of the kind!! More like NO work!! He's in the shower now so I must hurry here.... He will be taking me for dinner shortly then he'll be in the market to purchase some Jimmy Choo shoes as promised last night. That was just after he gave me "our" credit card!

[tonemonster]

That was just after he gave me "our" credit card!

Fucking hell. He's hooked now.

[tonemonster]

Rsmacker was too intoxicated to remember posting ANYTHING last night just so all know.....

He was on a roll for sure on Skype. I was laughing so hard I can't even remember half the crazy shit he was saying. How are your neighbors adapting to him? Is he still showing his nuts to them and burping at them??

[VitaminG]

Brits think New York is all of the USA, so there you go.
I doubt if he would dare find his way to the Deep South.

sure, man. All us outside the US do. Sweet Home Alabama, Deliverance and Tucker And Dale Vs Evil were all filmed way "Deep South" NY state, right?

[atomic charvel guy]

He was on a roll for sure on Skype. I was laughing so hard I can't even remember half the crazy shit he was saying. How are your neighbors adapting to him? Is he still showing his nuts to them and burping at them??

lost treasures, they hurt.

[bratfink]

I go away for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose. Does someone want to catch me up on what is going on?

By the way, welcome to the dark side of the pond Smacker.