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  • #46
    Originally posted by Newc View Post
    I'm a firm believer in Equal Rights. You get the good with the bad, though, otherwise it's not "equal rights". Assaulting a man will get you punched like a man. I don't buy this "weaker sex" shit. Science has proven what women have said for centuries - giving birth is the most physically-demanding task anyone can perform and live through. That means they are not the "weaker sex", and it also means that if you earn a punch in the face from a man, you forfeit your right to complain about it, just like a man.
    What about taking it up the shitter? The fuss some of them make about it...
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #47
      What if that was a white bus driver. Man or woman? Or visa-versa. What if that was a white transexual hitting a black male. What if that was a gay black male hitting a white female, or gay female..with cancer..and her wig fell off...but she was half black..with a penis.

      These are things of wonderment.

      Hey TIMMY!!!. How goes it? Good I hope!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
        What about taking it up the shitter? The fuss some of them make about it...
        Rsamcker raises a fantastic point, but horrible visual..again!

        But does it matter if that shitter was on a female, a shemale or a women..or a hewoman? Who has cancer and their wig fell off. Do you F the wig? I would.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #49
          so the future will be something which is predicted here?
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #50
            YES!!! That Dead Baby..Fuck You!!!! Trainspotting..awesome...but fuck you dead baby!!

            I think ALL buses and clubs should look exactly like that..yes. Kinda like the dance scence to Rockstar. That was a hot dude. I'm talkin' 'bout Jennifer Aniston. Not Dirk Diggler..This is Endy and myself ..clubbin' it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_8SVJ38gI
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #51
              oh yes, we take clubbin' to the next level... me and Italian Ice show the moves... Tommy will provide street narcotics to women and rsmacker with his knowledge and experience from Cap d'Agde will turn it into obscure wank party at the end. Good times it will be.
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                oh yes, we take clubbin' to the next level... me and Italian Ice show the moves... Tommy will provide street narcotics to women and rsmacker with his knowledge and experience from Cap d'Agde will turn it into obscure wank party at the end. Good times it will be.
                We could do this. My wife gives me 1000% carte blanche. I never strayed....it's a mental block. Ahhhh how I want to, and can..every time I leave the fuggin' house. I used to be a strapping, Tony Danza-like, Italian stud..with balls of iron like substance. Girls love me..always did. I think it's a charm thing..I dunno. It just works.

                Now it's even worse. Here's the thing. I'm very stand off-ish BUT people literally touch and grab me at bars, clubs. I'm very touch sensitive. I have to warn dudes if they're too close or touch me..even unspoken. I let the girls do whatever they wish..becaue I love girls. ALL females. But I gotta deal with drunk guys..I hate that. I want to go to a lesibain bar. I'd fit right in!!!

                I hate people..but girls, old people and kids LOVE me. I look like Satan Spawn..in stained tighty whities, with holes in the crotch. The people love this.

                Tommy is a lovely human being. Totally my type as friend and gay-like fanatsy, if one were to exist. Endy, you have this illuminated spark that defies this world, and words

                Tommy , Endy and Bill Z Bub ARE "The Illuminati". You heard the tales, confearacies..be not ascared!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #53
                  Hence we must proceed with our illumination tour. I said to Tommy, we should go to Barcelona first. The coolest city, a lot of hot women, cheap green product for various inhaling activities and much more. From there we proceed to the east, until we are in Bohemia (Czech) to end up with a high note which will be later seen on ExtremeTube.com
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #54
                    Then we shall proceed. But ALL my meds? I certainly can not leave that behind. I'm nuts! I NEED those!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #55
                      Fuggums... meds much cheaper over here. You'll be packed for the journey.
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #56
                        YES, Only the JCF ILLUNINATI can turn any topic into things of wonderment. Like, ummm ..smoking pole ever so lovingly.

                        Right Ron...??? RON -Racer Fuggin' X- ..I FEEL YOU !!!!!! Looking, staring..dizzingly of my typos!!!

                        I love you,

                        Bill Z
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                          Hence we must proceed with our illumination tour. I said to Tommy, we should go to Barcelona first. The coolest city, a lot of hot women, cheap green product for various inhaling activities and much more. From there we proceed to the east, until we are in Bohemia (Czech) to end up with a high note which will be later seen on ExtremeTube.com
                          Count me on that one. Absolutely. I'm ready(ish)...
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                            Hence we must proceed with our illumination tour. I said to Tommy, we should go to Barcelona first. The coolest city, a lot of hot women, cheap green product for various inhaling activities and much more. From there we proceed to the east, until we are in Bohemia (Czech) to end up with a high note which will be later seen on ExtremeTube.com
                            Count me in on that one. I'm ready(ish)...

                            I know some filthy places to party in both those cities.
                            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                            I nearly broke her back

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                            • #59
                              I'm so ready, I had to say it twice.
                              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                              I nearly broke her back

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                              • #60
                                How about next year late spring/summer/early autumn?
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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