I'm I an asshole? Or are these people fucking retarded?

[horns666]

He bought it from people of Kolob!!!

Yes..he did.. YES HE DID!

[horns666]

K O L O B ...


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[john.w.lawson]

Just out of curiosity, what town are you in? I've lived in Utah almost my entire life, been to church pretty much every week and I've never once heard anything business related announced such as "boycott Jim's AR15 ad" or "Emma just opened a sewing shop, be sure to buy all of your scarves from her from now on"

Maybe it is a super small town that still runs backwards....

the bigz got it right...never can one have to many scarves...or wives!!!jeez can you imagine more then on bitchin'.But its all about the nookie

[horns666]

Well, that's cool as long as Emma's not 11 years old....ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh. That stays in the club..you silly Kolobian!!!

[Maiden89]

Just out of curiosity, what town are you in? I've lived in Utah almost my entire life, been to church pretty much every week and I've never once heard anything business related announced such as "boycott Jim's AR15 ad" or "Emma just opened a sewing shop, be sure to buy all of your scarves from her from now on"

Maybe it is a super small town that still runs backwards....

Blanding, UT. About an hour south of Moab. It is a small town and it's so slow it literally is going backwards. It's so corrupt it's not even funny. Here's an example:

Police station got broken into and had weapons and drugs stolen from lock-up. Blamed it on some mexican gang. Later found out it was the police chiefs son and friends that broke into it. No newspaper story. No one arrested.

Example 2: Police chief was holding a police party using money from lock-up. He blamed it on the secretary and he got sent on a mission to another country.

Example 3: County commissioner finds out county is going to build a new airport runway. He buys a shit load of land and quadruples the price and the county (tax payer's) pay for it.

Example 4: A bunch of rednecks try to steal indian artifacts from public land and get caught. They throw a bitch fit saying they shouldn't go to prison for doing something illegal, because their too inbred to handle prison. If stealing indian shit and selling it wasn't illegal I would do it too...

I've lived in St. George, UT and Salt lake (a loooooong time ago) and I have yet to meet dipshit's like these.

[horns666]

Those sonsabitches ... I curse them tenfold !!!!

[Maiden89]

...I forgot to mention the wife swapping orgy in the spa. A bunch of bishops, stake presidents and other high level mo's had a good old fashioned, wholesome, family fun, wife swapping orgy in a Spa. I'm sure horns666 would've had a good time there . They all got exiled and stripped of their "privileges".

Soon afterwards the spa got shut down and turned into a pottery making thingy or something...

[xenophobe]

Jesus fuck almighty... it sounds like the 70's there!!

I'm not exactly euro-caucasian otherwise I'd already have a moving truck rented

[Maiden89]

I wish I was kidding, but I'm not! I couldn't believe the shit I've heard going on here. I had to ask 3 or 4 people if that's what really happened. It takes years of ranking up to get to a full blown wife swapping, interbreeding orgies, from what I've heard.

They say I don't have enough dedication to a "higher power" to make though... I guess I'll never experience a good 'ol fashioned 'mo orgy.

[Endrik]

This is why I refuse to live out of city limits.

[horns666]

This is why Gloryholes were invented. Long ago in a time before speech..there was primal needs VS personal standards. Primal needs won...with gloryholes!

Viva La Gloryhole!!!

[thebigz]

I remember the thing about the indian artifact, didn't know about the rest.

I have a friend who usually stays there over the 4th of July and she hates it there.

Just by reputation, I wouldn't wish Blanding on anyone.

[Maiden89]

Don't come here dude... This town has a nasty reputation. I would hate to see a rabid pack of inbreds tear up a fellow JCF member

[horns666]

Don't come here dude... This town has a nasty reputation. I would hate to see a rabid pack of inbreds tear up a fellow JCF member

Not even with glory holes?

How do you think Eskimos kept breeding. Igloos with Glory holes. This was on Discovery. These are facts!

[Rsmacker]

Oooh, but don't let your bell-end touch the ice, it'll immediately freeze to it. Imagine hearing a polar bear coming along while you deliberate on tearing your pud off the ice block. Mind you, the roar you let out would scare any bear off.