Skoner's ban message

[MetalDaze]

"banned piece of cat shit"

Awesome one, Joe

[ginsambo]

Why was he banned again? Cause a cat shat on my school uniform when I was a kid and the bastards didn't believe me so they gave me a weeks detention. I find it highly plausible that the cat shat on his RR1. Our old cat used to vomit these tagliatelle tapeworms as well at random, even though we kept on worming him. Fuck they were the most luminous white wriggly things you could ever imagine. IT was a proper mindfield crossing the bedroom carpet in the mornings, especially in winter when the powercuts hit in.

[RacerX]

Because in amongst all the komedy, he was given several serious answers, and he resurrected it to ask the same question again, that troll.

[VitaminG]

you figure he might have worked out a solution in the 9 years since he started the thread. At the very least, the catshit should crust right off the guitar by now

[toejam]

Because in amongst all the komedy, he was given several serious answers, and he resurrected it to ask the same question again, that troll.

you figure he might have worked out a solution in the 9 years since he started the thread. At the very least, the catshit should crust right off the guitar by now

Exactly. The guy had two posts in 2003. He then comes out of the woodwork 9 years later and is still trolling? Fuck him.

[Cygnus X1]

That rang a bell!

[AdRock]

Hell, if he wanted to troll and have great thread, it should have read "My sister shit on my guitar". LOL. That thread would have potential.

[Vass]

I appreciated that he came back. That's high quality stupidity right there. Even if he posted that at 15 he's now 24 and still a spaz. I woulda kept him.

[straycat]

He would have been some great target practice.
What a putz.

[Twitch]

I know it was a troll, but its a jcf classic thread. I propose the next custom run be a white rr1 with an off white stain on the upper horn. Its right up there with the cock dragon and space "lust". You say cat shit rr1, everyone knows of what you're talking about.

[Twitch]

Btw, Google any of the classic guitars from stabbed poo to cat shit rr1 and all the other classics in between and a jcf thread is a top result if not THE top result. We've shaped Google with our cock dragons and cat shit rr1. Its the kind of thing that really deserves commemoration.

[VitaminG]

I propose the next custom run be a white rr1 with an off white stain on the upper horn. Its right up there with the cock dragon and space "lust". You say cat shit rr1, everyone knows of what you're talking about.

that is classic and genius

along with the official certification, can the case candy include a miniature replica pissy car seat?

[Twitch]

Wed need rsmackers autograph on the case lining.

[DRM]

a miniature replica pissy car seat?

I LOL'd.

[j2379]

cat shit, cock dragons, and Bill pud smacking everything in site....german porn or the JCF you decide. and good old Ron to make sure you spelt and punctuated everything properly.