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JOHN!!! Oh brother of light..joined at the Hoggs Bisson
I pop in here on Easter morn..like The Popes pop outta daaaaaaaaa Vatican.
They stumbled on this while re-creating "The magic peep" conspiracy. There was a 2nd Peep on the grassy knoll..these are facts!
This DID make me cry..but in the best way possible. I needed this!!
I'll be back (I hope)..if my family, aka..Dante's Inferno allows it.
Love Tommy,
No..I really do love Tommy..in the gayest of ways.
Billy"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
..the Peep assassin.
BILL-Z-BUBBLES
....wazup ya old bastage?
MOHSON
DAVE"It's because the speed of light is superior to the speed of sound that so many people look shiny before they actually sound stupid"
"All pleasure comes at someone Else's expense"
The internet is where, The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
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DAVE..They're killin' me slow. Remember Pinhead..how he got to be the evil cenobyte..while playin' with that nasty, but pretty box?
Yep..that's it !! Whenever ya fuck with a box..any box ..be it Pandora's or my wife's ect. Well, by demons thy come!!!
Clive Barker was using that asshole box as a metaphor for poon! If I could turn back time (Cher) I would bang Cher's daughter ..er son ..or something. ANYTHING but a fuggin' box!!! I would be on Oprah showin' my moob-like boobs bitchin' at my hot Latina GF, while tossin' her salad!!
Hey man..love the tunes..keep shreddin' ..oh!
Would you bang Giada. I always loved how she licks the spoon. That's how they getcha..that bitch!!!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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Meanwhile, Tommy is playing the lead role In Jesus Christ Superstar..while I get to play the "39 lashes" riff!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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Bill, you can be Pokus Pussy to Tommy's Jesus Christ Superstar. Just make sure you wash your hands of the juice. I wish I could be Jesus at the end....It's the only time I'd ever be well hung.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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John ..it's all 'bout da juice. But, instead of 39 lashes. I invision 39 dudes bukkake splashes. Giving ol' Tom Tom a schlaggins. He would be glazed like an Easter Ham!! He would be stuck on a cross..not nailed..just stuck. Upside down backside out. So the sodomites can insert eggs..oh..so many eggs'...dripping with eggdom. This is so he won't be sacrificed like JC..because that would be "unfitting" per St. Peter Rabbit.
See, St Peter Rabbit...Ham..Eggs...>>>>Easter
OK my wife beckons me to glaze da Ham..with root beer, brown sugar, weed, honey, more weed ...and my own secret juice !!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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Bill, my 2 boys showed me a trick with peeps this morning. Microwave one on high for a minute. We laughed till we cried. Sad ending for the peep."illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - NighbatComment
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Alright a billz thread! On that note, I'm posting on my lunch break I took after a customer asked for my help( I assume) in the rudest way possible. Guests my ass. A lot of our "guests" are no more than a swarm of roaches are IMO.HTTP 404 - Signature Not FoundComment
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Hey Bill, hope you are doing well!GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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I'm playing the part of Alexander, Zeus Ammon, Appylon, etc. baby!!! i'm here to lop heads, clean house, and bring culture all at the same time.
How cool huh? Not to mention I am the original son of god, 356 years before you know who. actually, there have been so many sons of god
over time it gets ridiculous, many of them born on dec. 25th, many healed the sick, performed miracles, not to mention rose from the dead.
sounds familiar don't it? don't mean to offend anyone, but it's true. i'll list them out for you if you wish and you can look them up.
why is there a ton of proof of my boy Alex though and none of the others? because the greatest legend of all was real.
now that i have turned this into an offensive thread of heresy, i will cleanse this place by bending over for the only guy on the planet
that i would ever submit to, my friend William Zurlo, who has so often kindly submitted to me as well. I love you so much billy me boy!!! haaa haaa!!!!!!Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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