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    ...Siskel & Ebert will review your life in movie form.
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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    Wouldn't be very exciting one for mine then. Yeah I created some great stuff along the way, but most of the time was probably spent jacking off in front of the computer.
    You can't really be jealous of something you can't fathom.

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    • #3
      "He jacked off a LOT."

      I'm sure that would apply to 80% of men's lifemovie reviews.
      GTWGITS! - RacerX

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      • #4
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          If they made a movie about my life nobody would believe it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ace View Post
            If they made a movie about my life nobody would believe it.
            Me too...that's why I don't even bother talking about it.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
              "He jacked off a LOT."

              I'm sure that would apply to 80% of men's lifemovie reviews.
              So you're saying that 20% of men don't have arms?

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              • #8
                mine would be a 50 part megaseries involving the biggest cliche' you've ever seen.
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #9
                  "Atomic Tommy's Big Bogus Excellent Journey Adventure"
                  I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                  The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                  My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                  • #10
                    more like- "El Headacheo's blind Ridiculous March off a Cliff" haa haa!!
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ginsambo View Post
                      Wouldn't be very exciting one for mine then. Yeah I created some great stuff along the way, but most of the time was probably spent jacking off in front of the computer.
                      What he said. FUCK lol
                      -Now....shut up n play yer guitar

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