F@&$ toejam

[Twitch]

Btw, moobs are contagious, maintain a safe distance.

[atomic charvel guy]

jay, i've got something better for you to take to deal with this whole disgusting situation.
they are called "placidyl". swallow a 750 or 2, and you can pretty much tolerate anything.
i will have to live vicariously through you, not because i'm no longer on drugs, but because
i wouldn't be able to film Toepac's moobs up close. i don't have the stomach as much as i love the dear boy.

[Whoopu2]

Well, I think I've had enough JCF for today...

[toejam]

I'm damn sexy! I'll be in my training bra... I mean I'll be in training soon.

[atomic charvel guy]

god damn right you're sexy. that's our biggest selling point in this whole thing toepac.

[Jayster]

Day 1 :

The journalistic integrity of everything starts here, so it was important to start the morning off right listening to the vault tracks of "titties like a woman" remixs, dub step version, and the demo Camel ToePac Crew Cut. After a long day of driving the pacer into the 732, I start noticing the finer neighborhoods have become a thing of the past. Slums are nicer than the minefield of human waste I'm encountering on the final drive into ToePac Central.... I knew that I had found the right place immediately after spotting the ToePac mobile(famous for spitting out deflowered hoes as far away as the 848).......









More to report tomorrow, the bass notes famous from Vanilla Ice are ripping into the evening and we've got 40's of SunnyD!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

holy smokes, i forgot about this shit. Ain't nobody got time for that!!
i have bad news people, Mr. Washington has unfortunately passed away in the fire of the news
report below. I'm currently looking for a replacement in order to keep this fight on the ticket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS-OcNtSWo

in the meantime, Jay, keep Toepac up to his eyeballs in booze, i want that bastards blood type to be Old English 800
when you're done with him.
and as always, Fuck Toepac!!! i'll be out all day looking for a replacement.

[toejam]

Mr. Washington has been defeated. Who do you think started that fire? I had time for that!

[atomic charvel guy]

Mr. Washington has been defeated. Who do you think started that fire? I had time for that!

aint nobody got time fo yo lies toepac, get the fuck back to training and filming with jay, looks like i have a replacement coming.

[wilkinsi]

Toepac is a sumo?

[Jayster]

Quick update after several days of jello shooters, ToePac was tryin out some different beats/Jamz:

Something from the Grease musical - I got Moobs, they're electrifying...
A dubstep track - 'ManTitz n Shit'


Lots of other stuff, it's a bit of a blur.... The legend of ToePac doesn't live up to the hedonistic lifestyle that could only be reviled by Bacchus himself!!!!! He's been rolling blunts for days on end(he doesn't smoke that shit, it's a side job for Philly or swisher sweets or some shit).... Never have I been exposed to this level of human depravity, the booze, the drugz, the women ~ VH1 is salivating at making the where are they now "ToePac JersyJoe" edition.

I'll do my best to keep reporting, throughout the insanity I'm witnessing - it's nonstop, it's almost as if the Moobs give a magical power, I haven't seen ToePac slow off his roll of women, weed and wafflehouse in days.....

I'll try to do a more in depth update soon, but this lifestyle is a bit much for this imbedded reporter....

Horns up & Moobs out!!!

[VitaminG]

this is going to be the best Behind The Music ever! "The rise and fall and rise and fall and rise of Toepac Jambora... for now"

[toejam]

I made a blue waffle after hanging out with Tub Girl and Goatse. And now, two girls want to give me one cup. What do I need a cup for?

[atomic charvel guy]

News Flash!!!!!!!!! This rebirth of Toepac, coupled with the demise of his nemesis Mr. Washington, has led
'ol Cameltoepac to release a new single due out by this afternoon called
"my tits so large, i gots a black eye jumpin' rope"

rumours also fill the airwaves that the premature "Tits like Woman Washington" perished in a fire story, was
a scandal cooked up by Toepac's manager " Atomico Fantastico El Headacheo" in order to bolster ticket sales for
the upcoming pay per view bout which will be accompanied by the very predictable "Mr. Washington is alive after all" news segment
to come at any time now.

this has been a news flash, we now return you to the home shopping network, next on the buying blocks in the spirit of the news flash,
Toepac's chewed off toenails from last week are for sale. They are of course certified to be after he picked his teeth with them.

"Aint nobody got time fo dat!!!"

[straycat]

We need more moob updates and pics so I can fap.