F@&$ toejam

[atomic charvel guy]

here's an update folks, tits Like A woman Washington is alive, well, and campaigning on the streets of new york,
with the full intention on reaching Toe-Pac's house in jersey and fighting him before the pay per view. this does not bode well
for toe-pac, who we heard from sources, is totally tanking on preparing for this bout. lazy bastard.

jay's camera crew jumped all over this as the filming for Toe-Pac's promotion gig, went awfully awry after
falling promptly to sleep with the anti-climactic training regimen of Toe-Pac acting as the sleeping pills.
if i were CamelToe-Pac Joe Jersey Shore, i'd be fuckin' real scared right now, look at this behemoth that's coming straight for him.
good work on the filming Jay, my man!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ8aKg2Ybts

[toejam]

The only reason I got so lazy is because I let Mr. Washington breast feed me. There's something in them there titties that made me fall right asleep for days! Roofie Titties did me in. You'll be investigated soon, Mr. Thomas. I'm getting Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago and will be in heavy training real soon, pal!

[atomic charvel guy]

no sir, you will be sparring with "Ivan Drag", who is always in the ring, and in a dress.
"I must breast you"
bwa haa haaa!!!

[Cygnus X1]

That's "breastesses", not breasts.
Keep up!

[toejam]

Sorry, Tommy, Ivan's been Apollo's bitch for quite awhile now. I've got Rocky on my side, too.

[atomic charvel guy]

Sorry, Tommy, Ivan's been Apollo's bitch for quite awhile now. I've got Rocky on my side, too.

Sorry Toe-pac but Ivan the man in drag actually killed Apollo, remember? Rocky is so dumb that he married Paulie by accident instead of Adrian
so he is paulie's bitch and having him in your corner is of no consequence to anyone. You best be getting ready for mr. Washington my dear Toe.
I cannot teach you, i can only warn you. You're fucking with a heavyweight, a heavyweight who has tits and wears lipstick, check it out-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3x4C1fJcUk

[toejam]

That was all a ploy for Apollo to get out of the business... he's not really dead! They were lovers for a long time and duped the whole world.

Mr. Washington is looking mighty sexy now.

[atomic charvel guy]

That was all a ploy for Apollo to get out of the business... he's not really dead! They were lovers for a long time and duped the whole world.

Mr. Washington is looking mighty sexy now.

a ploy so Apollo could go get picked apart by a predator in a south american jungle.

keep up this slacking and negligance in regards to your training, and mr. Washington is gonna come over
and eat your fuckin' lunch for you. i wouldn't want to be you for all the whiskey in Ireland. you got balls to get in the ring
with him kiddo!! please train, i don't want to see you go down without getting at least a few shots in.

[atomic charvel guy]

fuck you Toe-Pac Joe Jersey Shore!! fuck you I say!!! you are successfully dodging "Tits Like a Woman Washington".
Where has our oversized mythical manboobed mammoth of an admin and his hunger to fight rival behemoths gone?
this is so upsetting to me as your "badmin". what the fuck is going on when gangland rapper Toe-Pac won't rise to a fight?

[toejam]

Just you wait, Tommy. I've been doing some heavy training, holed up in an undiscolosed gangland David Koresh-type compound with the real Tupac and Biggie Smalls. That's right, they're not dead either. Just like Arnold, I'll be back! Here's a recent pic of me looking sexy and svelte.

[atomic charvel guy]

i can't see. i can't fuckin' see!! and my last sight was , holy fuck it was sick, i can't even describe it. i saw guns, fake plastic guitars
and this horrible, horrible, oh my god i don't know what it was. the horror the horror!!!!!!

[VitaminG]

damn, Toe. You lookin ripped, cuz!

ps. love the new sheet on your single bed

[horns666]

Just you wait, Tommy. I've been doing some heavy training, holed up in an undiscolosed gangland David Koresh-type compound with the real Tupac and Biggie Smalls. That's right, they're not dead either. Just like Arnold, I'll be back! Here's a recent pic of me looking sexy and svelte.
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This is obviously staged by the Obama admin for Gun Control...birth control...pest control...peace in the mid east..climate change..and the war on drugs.

[atomic charvel guy]

what the fuck are we gonna do about my eyes? if i can't see, the rest of this board can't see.
i'm waiting.

[toejam]

Get glasses, Alice!

I'm in training now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E