Pop Tarts

[DonP]

What do all you guys do?

First, I don't eat these because the are full of carbs and sugars and would kill me. I am in suck health and must work out just to keep on living.

But in you situation, three little words.

Zip
Lock
Bag

[DRM]

Try a toasted one smothered in butter. Awesome, rich and fattening.

Goddamn.

[rjohnstone]

I haven't eaten a pop-tart I didn't like. We have a vending machine in the break room with both Strawberry and Brown Sugar and Cinnamon.
I prefer the chocolate ones myself though.
And yes, you're supposed to eat them two at a time... serving size is 2 pastries.

Crap... now I want a pack. brb.

Ahh... better.

[Axewielder]

Butch ate both in Pulp Fiction:

[Nimitz]

Butch ate both in Pulp Fiction:

yeah but they were imitation brand tarts

[zeegler]

I very rarely eat Pop Tarts. I haven't had one in at least five years, but when I do, it's one at a time, and NEVER toasted...the Pop Tart, not me. I'm usually toasted.

[Cygnus X1]

I very rarely eat Pop Tarts. I haven't had one in at least five years, but when I do, it's one at a time, and NEVER toasted...the Pop Tart, not me. I'm usually toasted.

And the Pot Tart is naked right?
Get it straight, that skin is damned tough to chew!



Coworker of mine cut off a good slice of summer sausage at work.
Someone had contributed the sausage to the party tray.
After chewing, and chewing...he finally said "man this is kind of tough".
Had to remind him to not eat that skin!

[toejam]

Hold the skin, please!

I haven't toasted my Pop Tarts in years. They're okay toasted or microwaved, but they're just fine right out of the box.

[Carbuff]

I just had 1 this morning, Strawberry frosted. One dammit! It was actually the leftover from the one I ate the other night. And, immitation fake store brand pop tarts are horrible. I guess they dont have the same mix of toxic chemicals as the real deal.

[toejam]

I just had two of the brown sugar for lunch.

[Cygnus X1]

When I opened the microwave this morning to warm up my coffee...there sat a nice 5"x3" section of Rice Krispy treat.
Wife baked a pan of it yesterday so I figured there must be more somewhere.
So I ate it.

Son wakes up and wonders where the last bit of it went...he had "saved it" in the microwave!

D'oh, sorry!

[RacerX]

Afghanistan ruined Otis SPUNKmeyer Cookies for me forever.

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

[CowboyFromHell]

When I opened the microwave this morning to warm up my coffee...there sat a nice 5"x3" section of Rice Krispy treat.
Wife baked a pan of it yesterday so I figured there must be more somewhere.
So I ate it.

Son wakes up and wonders where the last bit of it went...he had "saved it" in the microwave!

D'oh, sorry!

Don't feel too bad about it. I'd lay money on the table that the kid already had a good bit of it. If you still catch hell for eating it just give the old lecture about cavities and such and claim that you got rid of it for his own good.

[Cygnus X1]

Hmmmm...

http://www.wcnc.com/news/crime/Police-Charlotte-mother-asks-CMPD-to-arrest-son-for-stealing-Pop-Tarts-208524941.html