Pop Tarts

[DRM]

Afghanistan ruined Pop Tarts and Otis Spunkmeyer Cookies for me forever.

I literally had nothing to eat except for blueberry Pop Tarts for almost 5 weeks.

[toejam]

How do they taste after nutting up on them?

those would be the frosted ones i guess. gives them a whole new meaning.

It would also be less calories than the normal ones. :idea:

[Cygnus X1]

I will state here, for the record, I have never eaten my Pop Tart naked.

[toejam]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[javert]

What are these tarts of which you speak? Is there an Euro equivalent that goes by some other name perhaps :think:

[toejam]

http://www.poptarts.com/

[Maiden89]

Holy shit, I think I just blew my load! They make peanut butter and chocolate pop tarts now?! I just checked their site...

By the way, I usually eat both, but sometimes I wonder why they didn't just package them separately. Its like their encouraging you to over indulge.

[Rsmacker]

I'm sitting half naked at my desk eating Pop Tarts as I stumble upon this thread. What the hell's the matter with you people? Nut up and eat two like a man. Or like your prepubescent kids do...

You'll be sorry if any of that Napalm inside those things drops onto your pellet.

[Jayster]

I'm much too lazy to actually search this, but I believe we had an exact copy of this thread a few years ago???

And 0, I don't eat pp tarts - haven't since high school...

[Cygnus X1]

I don't bother heating mine up either.
When I haz to havvit...I just have to get it!

[MikeStrat]

Do they taste better when you're naked? That's my go to snack when I get home late from a gig. I'll have to remember to strip down next time.

[Cygnus X1]

"Warning-Contents may be Blistering Hot if spilled on Pud"!

[Kempo Bulldog]

I only eat 1 and I have never in my life toasted a pop tart. Not sure why though.

[Scooter]

You'll be sorry if any of that Napalm inside those things drops onto your pellet.

Try a toasted one smothered in butter. Awesome, rich and fattening.

[Axegrinder87]

I don't generally toast them either, despite enjoying them much more. Just too lazy. And yes, on my days off, it's boxer shorts all day