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  • #1

    My weekend is officially fucked

    With my work schedule, I'm off Fri-Sun every two weeks. This weekend, I will be off for 3 days.

    We've got a houseguest. Actually, my dad has a houseguest (g/f), but he's going out of town to see his other g/f, and leaving this one at home with me, to ruin my weekend.

    Can't crank my Marshall JCM800 I just got Monday
    I was hoping he'd go out of town so I could really crank the amp, but didn't realize he was leaving me with his girlfriend.

    She likes my more mellow Fusiony/Satchy stuff, but I just don't think she'll be too happy with Iron Maiden, and I really don't wanna deal with drama over it, so maybe in 2 more weeks I'll get the chance.

    And no, I'm not Skwissgar Skwiggelf, so don't even mention dicking the old bag.

    Then again, maybe a few hours playing along to Number Of The Beast will motivate her to go spend the weekend with her daughter several hundred miles away
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com
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  • #2
    Give her $20 to go catch a movie and spend 2 hours having multiple marshallgasms.

    Then dick her.
    GTWGITS! - RacerX

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    • #3
      Wait ...his girlfriend is staying over and he's off to visit his other girlfriend??.
      someone is winning at life !! well played sir !!

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      • #4
        What can I say, my dad's a real Mississippi Pimp

        I should send him a text and thank him for bjorking my weekend.
        I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

        The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

        My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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        • #5
          just tell her dad is visiting his other girlfriend...maybe she won't be around much longer
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Newc View Post
            What can I say, my dad's a real Mississippi Pimp

            I should send him a text and thank him for bjorking my weekend.
            No, text him that you thought it ran in the family, but didn't know he was at least 4 inches smaller,... "or so she says"
            "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

            -"You like Anime"

            "....crap!"

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            • #7
              lossen her up with a joint and a few beverages. never fuckin' fails. you'll be playing as loud as you want.
              frankly, i'd still crank the amp, but i'm a prick haa haa!
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #8
                Is the g/f hot?
                -Now....shut up n play yer guitar

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                • #9
                  Why not just bjork your dads girlfriend? Seems the obvious answer to me. No one babysits for free.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                    Why not just bjork your dads girlfriend? Seems the obvious answer to me. No one babysits for free.
                    Thats what we are all thinking
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                    • #11
                      She's in her 60s, maybe older. My dad's 68.
                      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                      • #12
                        Cmon, one Swiskgaar moment wont hurt...or just say fuck it like i do and turn that JCM to 11!
                        I want a guitar made of ALL abalone. That would be badass. All shellfish should die for my shreddage delight.

                        Guitar Guy 22345762.9 is Jarek...like from Subway.

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                        • #13
                          Invite Rsmacker over to keep her busy.
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Newc View Post
                            She's in her 60s, maybe older. My dad's 68.
                            D'oh!
                            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Newc View Post
                              She's in her 60s, maybe older. My dad's 68.
                              Many a fine tune played on an old fiddle. She'll bang like it's her last ever...because it might well be. She won't be as bendy as a nice 25 yr old, but she'll probably take it up the wrong 'un, and she knows the importance of not blabbing to your Dad.
                              I can be there in 13 hours, keep her alive for me. (I would say "wet", but that ain't going to happen is it?)
                              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                              I nearly broke her back

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