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it's dead on balls accurate cyg. well, it's got some elaboration and fabrication to it, but not much though. these guys are real gems dude.
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real statements by the two kookbats- 'the rolling board" "the big bird bus" "my lungs got wet"
these were all uttered by the boys.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Timely chit man, you know I need this.
"My throat swells till I can't breathe!
I fall outta da bed"!
Oh, my leg my head my pud!!!
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I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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murat- "princess tommy!! where have you been? don't tell me i know. how do you call that?
you look like you have been punched by the sun while you were not looking, over the whole end of the week."
tommy-"yes i'm tan as fuck from the beach"
murat-"that is how you call it!! snip snip snip snip snip!!"Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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true story, this a.m.- i have jeans on, very uncommon for this time of year.
i have a meeting for work for 2 hours and then i'm done. have a decent shirt on,
hair is done nicely, and i look fuckin' great right now of course, haa haa!! anyway, getting some coffee this a.m.,
the only drug left that i can do,
"Sanjeev" a new guy behind the register said, "how is his name? you look like action hero.
do you know his name?"
i said no i do not, it could be anyone sanjeev. is it Mr. T?
sanjeev starts to laugh, and then says " i will find his name i said and tell you what his name is i said
when i see you again. can you wear the long pants again tomorrow so i do not forget to tell you what his name is
i said , o.k.?"
i said o.k. i am now an action hero. who could this action hero possibly be? place your bets accordingly.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Shazam....I'm guessing Shazam!!
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Holy fuk that's funny dude...I think you should record some of this shit on your cell....shit will go viral for sure.....
-Now....shut up n play yer guitarComment
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You could be mistaken for either Bluntman or Chronic I'd guess?
I live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.Comment
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bluntman is pretty close bomber. i would think. or headache man. we'll see tomorrow, same sand bat time, same sand bat channelNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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What time, Tommy?
I'll be there
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Tell him you're the last action hero!
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Doctor Rockso?Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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princess tommy!! how do you call that when you come in to the store, you are not dressed in shorts anymore i said, and then
i said you went to the back of the store to make the hot liquid that makes you look out of your eyes quicker, a coffee!! yes that is it!!
and then i said i saw you spin around and around and you turned into that lady who's outfit looks like the american flag on this long 4th of july weekend!
you look wonder woman princess tommy! you look wonder woman!!
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