our new band

[atomic charvel guy]

i have officially come out of retirement. i'm the lead singer, "skydancer princess prancing preening slant eyed tommy"
chuck and rupe are the two wooly looking fruitbats.
tell me people , is this the next great superband or just a flash in the pan? we do kick metallicas fucking ass at the very least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcIOg_m-bp4

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

World domination....nothing less!!

[atomic charvel guy]

everyone acknowledge the skydancer princess!! i heal, walk on water, trash market places and am immortal!! and i drive a Rexus, i mean Lexus.

[atomic charvel guy]

i also step on the necks of james, lars and kirk!!

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

Just don't step on Kirks wah!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Just don't step on Kirks wah!!

why not? anything would be an improvement pal.

this band can dop it all!!!!!
we can play, sing, write, produce, distribute, run , hit , throw, skate, fight, shoot, check, tackle, paint your back porch, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we can fuckin' play soccer!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV-dqhGd-YQ

this video is pork friedtastic!!

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

&....we're making a fashion statement too!!

[atomic charvel guy]

what's for lunch skydancer princess tommy?

"hey you guys!
pork fried rice
two cheese slice
coke on ice
hot french fries
swat those flies"

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

Thinking we need an updated "band in front of the brick wall" pic (ALL bands take a pic in front of a brick wall) !!

[atomic charvel guy]

superheroes, nothing less.

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

You certainly look like a princess in that dress....but....if we're superheroes....why aren't we wearing our underwear over our pants??

[atomic charvel guy]

because that was the old look. we are now asian superstars. no underwear over anything.

[QuantumRider]

You guys have Bieber over there, we have shit like this over here.

[Hellbat]

Princess Tommy! Snip!Snip!Snip!

[atomic charvel guy]

snip snip!!! that's right Drew.