Engineer me a Fart

[MegloManiac]

A Fart so malevolent, so vile; so putrid and foul that it may have isused from Satans buttcrack itself.

So far, I am going to eat a 6 week old hardboiled egg, A can of Sardines, some smelly old cheese, liverwurst with garlic crackers, and a can of cheap beer. This is for some revenge I have plotted for a long time. I will also eat some beans to serve as a propellant.

[Hellbat]

Seasoned sunflower seeds tend to assist me in producing volume of gas and intense odours.

[leftykingv2]

Don't encourage the little retard Hellbat!!!

[Newc]

Be careful with that mixture - you may end up with a shart, if not a full-on shit.

In which case, if it's greasy enough, sit in fabric-covered furniture - the couch, the dining chairs, their car - they'll never get the smell out.

Skooch on the carpet, too.

[wilkinsi]

PM Horns666, he knows!

[DRM]

You're gonna shart.

Drink your body weight in grams of protein.

[outlawten5]

Bean soup and cabbage. Guaranteed to be nuclear.

[atomic charvel guy]

I got something much better than that for you, just go to fuckin' McDonalds and ingest some of that illuminati "white devil" poison they serve everyday.

[Twitch]

Not being a platinum member anymore, I get adds on the forum. The add on this thread is for tums. I shit you not, no pun intended.

[Nightbat]

Well, I'm not much of a farter

But when I do.... well,.. there's a reason they call me "The Silent Death"

Meglo, find yourself some turkish falafel place, order half the menu and take a bite of everything that looks like it has meat in it
that one day I did, not only was a called just "The Death", because of sounds resembling a deflating balloon,
but I was practically killing myself with stuff that -had I bottled it- I could've sold to Syria for big bucks

[toejam]

You're also gonna need some breath mints.

[Axewielder]

Feed a dog all the same slop you are eating, then you two can unleash the fury in stereo.

[leftykingv2]

You're also gonna need some breath mints.

[jacksonfaction]

A Fart so malevolent, so vile; so putrid and foul that it may have isused from Satans buttcrack itself.

So far, I am going to eat a 6 week old hardboiled egg, A can of Sardines, some smelly old cheese, liverwurst with garlic crackers, and a can of cheap beer. This is for some revenge I have plotted for a long time. I will also eat some beans to serve as a propellant.

dude on our track team, shot put kinda guy.
3 hours before a road trip, hard boiled eggsd, smoked salmon, brocali, cold can od beans..van camps, i thinks.
olive loaf. cheese whiz on all of thee above
fuckin' smell was toxic!!
he could bench 300 +
what could we do?
suffer . smell would melt ANYTHING!!
made the bus driver..just..quit!
made us walk.

[MegloManiac]

I've think I may have developed a fart that may be lethal.

dude on our track team, shot put kinda guy.
3 hours before a road trip, hard boiled eggsd, smoked salmon, brocali, cold can od beans..van camps, i thinks.
olive loaf. cheese whiz on all of thee above
fuckin' smell was toxic!!
he could bench 300 +
what could we do?
suffer . smell would melt ANYTHING!!
made the bus driver..just..quit!
made us walk.