Where is Tonemonster?

[walshula]

I am part of the new generation and would love to hear about the blues rock chatter. Something I have been curious of for sometime now. So... do please tell.

[tonemonster]

well, Blues rock chatter is a mojo kind of thing. its kinda like energy, time, and space...... it can neither be created nor destroyed. it can only be appreciated. like fine art and good porn and some cheap whiskeys. it is the soul of rock and roll. it resides in cleveland, but winters in Flagstaff.

as for Tommy's hair. its the stuff dreams and legends are made of. supermodels would drag their complexions through 2 miles of broken glass just to know half of Tommy's hair care secrets. his hair care secrets are probably in the same vault where colonel sanders 11 herbs and spices recipe is kept.

as for the marshmellow peeps, they are JCF legend as is billz's dark marsupial.

The lemon oil...... damn I miss the lemon oil banter. that shit was funny. I remember someone actually started a lemon oil forum. it was hilarious. lemon oil was the magic elixir vaitae around here. they way people talked about it back in the day, not only could it condition fretboards properly, but you would swear it could cure the mange, the common cold, and herpes as it was spoke of with such reverence.

[walshula]

well, Blues rock chatter is a mojo kind of thing. its kinda like energy, time, and space...... it can neither be created nor destroyed. it can only be appreciated. like fine art and good porn and some cheap whiskeys. it is the soul of rock and roll. it resides in cleveland, but winters in Flagstaff.

Thanks a bunch, I do believe I understand what you are trying to say... I will know it when I hear it

[leftykingv2]

I feel sorry for anything that resides in Cleveland!

[Chad]

The origins of "blues rock chatter" can be found in this thread:

http://www.jcfonline.com/threads/122...ds-on-floyd-s-!

[atomic charvel guy]

I have crossed the Hellespont and liberated the coastal towns of western asia. I plan to sweep down and east to Egypt, be pronounced pharaoh, and then sweep back east and start lopping heads. my hair care secrets have been stolen by the Persians, and they will pay dearly for it. in blood!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

I mean down and west to Egypt. south and west to Egypt. im fuckin stoned

[tonemonster]

way to go on that geography.

[wilkinsi]

Tone says y'all should use the JB, but the bitch will scoff your peeps Where's that pic of that fat bitch where you couldn't tell whether she was facing the camera or the window? It should be Toneboobster's avatar