Happy New Year

[buzzsaww]

At least some of us are still alive enough to carry the flag. :headbang I fell asleep about 12:10

I was spraying my goo over an assortment of feeeeeeelthy sluts in the Gangbang Room at a Swingers' Club (Chameleons, Darlaston, yay!). I'm not sure, there could have been fireworks outside, but I was receiving a first class Helmet Polish from one lass whilst another had her fingers riiiiight up my dirtbox, pulling the trigger on my porridge gun. I did see and hear wonderful colours, heard and felt powerful airbursts, but I think it might have been just in my head and behind my eyelids. Fucking hell, I LOVE women who know how to squeeze out every last brain cell...

Oh, and I DID manage to croak "Happy Goo Year" as I let fly. I ought to be on the New Year's Honours List for that alone.