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The last couple weeks I've been hanging out with a couple of my buddies from my gigging days. We've basically been drinking and smoking and just jamming old cover tunes and in general just clowning around. At the first session my one buddy who is the drummer brings in a vintage 12 inch talking Mr.T action figure. The one with the string on the back. Every break or sometimes even in the middle of a song the drummer would pull the string and a barrage of cliche Mr.T quotes kept blaring through the snare mic. Imagine playing Master of Puppets and during the clean section in the middle hearing "I pity the fool." Last night we all got pretty fucked up and the bass player told the drummer "If you don't stop with that fucking doll I am gonna kill you!" It's been going on for two weeks now and I am sick of it!" The drummer and I just laughed our asses off and he kept doing it. Then my buddy leaves his drum kit to take a piss and the bass player had got his hands on the Mr.T doll!!! The bass player took it outside while the drummer was pissing and yelled really loud "Hey guys get out here" We went out the back door on to my patio and there was the bass player with the Mr.T doll and he had pulled it's pants down! The drummer yelled "hey asshole that thing is vintage it's worth money!" The bass player proceeds to pull an M-80 out of his pocket and sticks it between Mr.T's legs. He then lights the fuse and pulls the string. Mr. T is talking all kinds of shit the drummer is yelling like hell as the fuse is getting low and the next thing you know my wife is yelling out the window at all of us "What the hell is going on down there?" Next thing I know Mr.T's asshole got blown out and he wasn't talking shit anymore. My wife yells "Are you shooting that pistol out there again?" I say "No babe it was Jay he just blew Mr.T's asshole out!" She said "stop drinking and send you little friends home!" Needless to say it was one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen in 37 years and it's something I know I'll remember forever. Dave is still pissed because Mr.T is dead but I think he'll get over it. We had a few more beers and gave Mr.T a proper burial at the end of the yard. All in all I'd say it was a good night. Hope you guys get as much enjoyment out of this as I did.
I HATE BEING LEFT HANDED! 
I rock out to Baby metal because Wilkinsi said I can't listen to Rick Astley anymore.
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