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Something strange is going on. I went to use the toilet at my workplace and there was a couple brownish colored smears on the top of the toilet seat. I opted to use a different toilet. Any thoughts on what that might have been?
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Only lemon oil will get rid of it, you know that!I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling. -
+1 But you could try some yellow peeps if the lemon oil doesn't work.Originally posted by toejam View Post
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I've heard that Windex is also good. Will help with any "cold sores" in the general vicinity tooOriginally posted by toejam View PostHail yesterdayComment
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Well this is a bit aggro-ish but I lol'ed
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Use your tongue to get it off.Yellow peeps taste better after you do that.Really? well screw Mark Twain.Comment
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I wish that stained toilet seat finish was offered on the USA Select Series.Jackson KV2
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No aggro intended....just a parody thread (of the satin finish "smears" thread) coupled with my strange sense of humor.Originally posted by Axewielder View PostWell this is a bit aggro-ish but I lol'ed
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an old construction boss of mine in new York when I was 18 through 22 years of age was a retired fireman. he told me that they used to prank all new rookies in the firehouse during their first week there. this one new rookie they got pretty damn good in a similar situation. it's the rookies first day, and my boss gets some ginger snap cookies soaks them in water and rolls them up like wet shit and lays it out over the toilet seat in the bathroom of the firehouse. the rookie goes to the bathroom, starts screaming bloody murder about what the last person did leaving shit all over the seat, all the veterans come in playing along with the tirade even though they knew it was a joke. my boss then comes in, asks what's all the noise about, the rookie yells "look! someone shit all over the toilet seat!" my boss goes into the stall, takes his index finger and swipes the mound until he has a good hunk of it on his finger, licks it off, rolls it around his mouth, and says "yup! that's shit alright!" the rookie then proceeded to puke his guts up right on the spot. I love that story!Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Tommy thanks for the great story.Really? well screw Mark Twain.Comment
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I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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anytime fellasNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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great story, Tommy.
An old friend of my mum's once told me how he would similarly prank rookies. He would pour custard & tinned fruit salad into a bucket and then stagger out of the break room with the bucket under his arm, holding his stomach & complaining that he didn't feel well. He'd then reach into the bucket and pick out a choice piece (shame to let breakfast go to waste) and pop it into his mouth. Guaranteed to get a response.Hail yesterdayComment
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A mexican... that probably stood on the seat and missed.Originally posted by Chad View Post
They also like to throw their used toilet paper on the ground as well.
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