Freaking exhausted from snowblowing, wife and kids get home and the boys want to build a snowman. Fuck! Nothing like lifting 100lb slush balls on top of a 200lb slush ball!
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Postliving in that crap would have me looking for a rope to hang myself from the nearest living room beam."You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.
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Just got done cleaning off all three cars after another 3 inches last night....fuck the driveway I called the snow line at work and there is a two hour delay on post ...I doubt if Im gonna bother. The roads HAVE to be a skating rink. I nearly broke my neck walking out my front door. The snow last night wasn't a lot but Jesus...that shit would stop 7.62mm sniper round. It was like a frozen shield on the cars.I live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.
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I just had to use a garden rake to break through the 1 inch sheet of solid ice to get through to the pavement ...then shoveled all that broken up ice/slush/snow shit ...driveway is finally clear..I'm fuckin done with this crap!I live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.
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Originally posted by P I K A View PostI'm starting to see a lot of ATV's with plow blades on them. Cuts the shoveling time down to minutes instead of hours.Any way you could possibly put more shit into your sig?
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Originally posted by bombtek View PostI just had to use a garden rake to break through the 1 inch sheet of solid ice to get through to the pavement ...then shoveled all that broken up ice/slush/snow shit ...driveway is finally clear..I'm fuckin done with this crap!I live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.
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