A blog I wrote about metal and how it helps me write novels

[toejam]

Interesting. I have a book coming out soon. It's called "Turtle's Head"...

Is that the one where the guy pushes the turtle's head back in your bum?

[MartinBarre]

Is that the one where the guy pushes the turtle's head back in your bum?

Eats it out more like.

[toejam]

That, too! You should write a book about that!

[Rsmacker]

Whoa whoa! Stop giving the plot away!

[toejam]

Oh, sorry. I saw the video first and figured everyone else did, too.

[MartinBarre]

People complained about the bad language in my books Rsmacker, so be prepared for a critical backlash with your literary bumbash.

[Rsmacker]

Oh, sorry. I saw the video first and figured everyone else did, too.

I sent that to Tonemonster and he hasn't spoken to me since!

People complained about the bad language in my books Rsmacker, so be prepared for a critical backlash with your literary bumbash.

Fucking hell, mine's a swear-fest. Bollocks.

[MartinBarre]

A couple friends of mine met Robert Jordan at a book signing around the time he was getting sick and my friend asked him at the time if there was a completed end of the storyline for the Wheel of Time series and he confided to them he had the outlines written to a point that another author familiar with the storyline could finish it off. Sadly, that's what has ended up happening.

I bought your books Steven, I like to read and I've not been doing enough of it lately. But first I'm going to read the new Joe Satriani book.

I'm mainly bumping this because I just noticed you said there's a Joe Satriani book out! WTF? I need to get on that - did you know you can now stream some of his stuff on Amazon Prime Music (including the album I bought a week before they started that service....)

Oh, and my new book Rise of the Wolf is out now too.

Find it HERE