Need more government in your life? California now regulates cow farts!

[Razor]

Commiefornia, where all the stupid government over reach crap starts. Yes, it's true, legislation to regulate cow farts has been presented AND PASSED. Just when you thought you had too much government in your life, they include your cattle too!

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/09/20/cow-farts-can-now-be-regulated-in-california.html

[lepard]

Freaking Kaliforniastan

Australia did this too. Australia tends to be a test bed for Globalist/UN bullshit agenda.

[atomic charvel guy]

at least we let people with cancer and other illnesses treat themselves with medicine that actually works, unlike the dorkshow majority of the country who's stuck on legislation from 1937.

where do you guys live? why is it so awesome? id love to know, enlighten me, maybe ill move.

[Razor]

I live in West "By God" Virginia, and the older I get the more I do realize that it is "Almost Heaven". I can buy a gun, and when I pass the background check I don't have to wait several days before I can take it home with me. I can own an un-neutered AR15, AK47, and take it to the range and let it talk when I want to. I don't have an overbearing government telling me what I can or can't do. I have more freedom of choice than someone in California. It's bad enough with the Federal government, but with a State government like California's that's worse I just couldn't bear it.

We have a lot bigger problems with pollution than cow farts, but California passes dumb ass legislation like that to set the basis to take even more rights away. I want less government in my life, not more. California is not the place for me for sure! People like Feinstein, Bloomberg, and Pelosi think they know what's best for me, but they don't have a clue. No Big Gulp drinks, no guns, no magazines, and now no cow farts. I'll bet those fuckers are vegetarians and secretly are trying to make me fucking vegan. I can't believe the absurdity of them. Yes I know Bloomberg's from New York, but he must have been trained in Commiefornia.

I don't tell them what they can or can't do, so why the hell should they tell me what to do?

[VitaminG]

Freaking Kaliforniastan

Australia did this too. Australia tends to be a test bed for Globalist/UN bullshit agenda.

man, who'd want to live there? It must be awful

[Jackson8090s]

I pray all the time that, that shithole break away by force of earthquake and sink and I hope like hell Pelosi and all the other wacktards are in town for a convention.

and fuck NYS to!

[VitaminG]

I pray all the time that, that shithole break away by force of earthquake and sink and I hope like hell Pelosi and all the other wacktards are in town for a convention.

and fuck NYS to!

that will be unfortunate for all the Californian JCFers. Tommy, you're always posting pics by the marina - reckon you could bum a ride?

[eakinj]

Someone better help me move my ass out of this state before you start quaking it into the ocean, sheesh, not like I'm a fart counter. hehe

[atomic charvel guy]

I pray all the time that, that shithole break away by force of earthquake and sink and I hope like hell Pelosi and all the other wacktards are in town for a convention.

and fuck NYS to!

shithole? thats one of the funniest things i've ever read on this board, and there's been alot to laugh about over the years

[DRM]

California is a gorgeous state, but unfortunately San Francisco and LA are all anyone associates with it. Even more unfortunate is that they make up the majority of the voting population of the state, so they basically drive the politics of CA.

I would definitely rather live most anywhere in California before I'd ever set foot in Detroit or Chicago again. San Diego is fucking awesome.

Cali's got a lot going for it. My job requires that I live where I live, but if I had the choice: I'd move to Asheville and live my life running a tavern, backpacking the AT, and hiking through Pisgah National Forest in my off time.

[DRM]

man, who'd want to live there? It must be awful

I trained in Australia for a few weeks with the 2nd Commando Regiment when I was still in the Army. Had an absolute blast and loved Sydney. Plus, the women were very hospitable to American Soldiers.

[atomic charvel guy]

that will be unfortunate for all the Californian JCFers. Tommy, you're always posting pics by the marina - reckon you could bum a ride?

absolutely, but a ride to where is the question? Gary, both of us better make tracks and fast out of our respective shitholes right away or we're hucklefucked, let's opt for a place where its consistently either weenie shrinking cold and you have to stay inside half the year because it sucks balls outside, or else its overbearingly hot with grisly gunky sticky foul greasy mosquito ridden air.
you and I pal, lets seek out malaria together.

[VitaminG]

California is a gorgeous state, but unfortunately San Francisco and LA are all anyone associates with it. Even more unfortunate is that they make up the majority of the voting population of the state, so they basically drive the politics of CA.

I would definitely rather live most anywhere in California before I'd ever set foot in Detroit or Chicago again. San Diego is fucking awesome.

Cali's got a lot going for it. My job requires that I live where I live, but if I had the choice: I'd move to Asheville and live my life running a tavern, backpacking the AT, and hiking through Pisgah National Forest in my off time.

sounds idyllic. Had to look up Pisgah National Forest. I could dig that. I like taverns, I like hiking, I like forests. Ticks all the boxes

I spend a bit of time in Sydney for work. Love it, but don't know how the locals afford to live there. Who could work in a pizza shop and earn enough to pay rent? It's crazy expensive.

absolutely, but a ride to where is the question? Gary, both of us better make tracks and fast out of our respective shitholes right away or we're hucklefucked, let's opt for a place where its consistently either weenie shrinking cold and you have to stay inside half the year because it sucks balls outside, or else its overbearingly hot with grisly gunky sticky foul greasy mosquito ridden air.
you and I pal, lets seek out malaria together.

that's a tough one, T. We might have to put it to popular vote, make sure it meets the JCF's approval. Somewhere away from the designated "hope it falls into the ocean/let's turn it all into glass" zones though. Don't need that aggravation. We can deal with the malaria

[DRM]

We can deal with the malaria

Doxycycline is your friend.

sounds idyllic. Had to look up Pisgah National Forest. I could dig that. I like taverns, I like hiking, I like forests. Ticks all the boxes

Brother, it's one of my favorite places in the world. Between Pisgah, the Bob Marshall, and Denali, there is so much beauty to experience in America. I've spent many a night in Pisgah around a campfire, sipping Lagavulin under the stars.

The world can be beautiful if we just let ourselves see it.

[Razor]

Doxycycline is your friend.



Brother, it's one of my favorite places in the world. Between Pisgah, the Bob Marshall, and Denali, there is so much beauty to experience in America. I've spent many a night in Pisgah around a campfire, sipping Lagavulin under the stars.

The world can be beautiful if we just let ourselves see it.

Western North Carolina reminds me a lot of West Virginia. I took a two day float trip on the Nolichucky in 2008 and it was heaven. Only saw three other people in two full days on the water. The solitude and scenery were frickin' awesome.

I just want to live where "Big Brother" says I have to do this, can't do that, can't eat that, and can't drink that. I understand and abide by the 10 Commandments. Thankfully I do. Do I really need a government telling me my cattle are farting too much? Will they stop with cattle? Are our farts to be regulated yet? To me the regulation of cow farts is only for the politicians to say "we did something". The effects of cow farts are miniscule compared to the millions of cubic feed of natural gas, methane, and CH4 leaking from the sea bed along with crude oil in the Santa Barbara channel, but their focus is on cow farts. If I ever see a spotted owl I'm gonna kill the fucker while drinking a Big Gulp from the 7-11!