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So, it's really time everyone is honest about a very touchy subject. Despite what we all say in polite company, despite what our moral code dictates, despite everything they teach you, no one likes a winner. Winners are cunts. Look at Tom Brady, cunt. Look at the guy owns Facebook, fucking cunt. Winners are cunts. Hillery, well she lost, still a cunt. It's best we just accept it and move on with our lives. And if you, yourself are a winner then know this, you're a cunt.
Some may ask "Is there a cure?" for being a cunt? "Yes." I certainly haven't found it.
But there is hope.
For just dollars a day, you could support your very own youtube e-begger, err creator via Patreon. You may still be a cunt, but you will no longer be a winner.
And losing is half the battle.
yeah this was funnier in my head. a week of dealing with a Nortel phone system that's dying a death and this is about as funny as it gets.
(After all the "this place is dead" talk, figured I might at least TRY to be funny, fail or not
Some may ask "Is there a cure?" for being a cunt? "Yes." I certainly haven't found it.
But there is hope.
For just dollars a day, you could support your very own youtube e-begger, err creator via Patreon. You may still be a cunt, but you will no longer be a winner.
And losing is half the battle.
yeah this was funnier in my head. a week of dealing with a Nortel phone system that's dying a death and this is about as funny as it gets.
(After all the "this place is dead" talk, figured I might at least TRY to be funny, fail or not
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