Re: Stupid Fast Food Cashiers
Maybe they are space aliens? Just this morning, I went to Carl's Jr (I had a coupon for their Breakfast Bowl thing). When I order, I ask if they can make sure the bacon is crispy (I always say that at this store, because usually I'll have bacon on a sandwich...and usually it's really soft and gross).
FFC: "Oh, we can't, it's all...uh...mixed together. $2.14"
Me, hands over 2 one dollar bills: "How is it prepared?"
FFC: puts hand out for coin, doesn't answer me
Me: "How is it made, is it pre-made or something?"
FFC: still reaching for coin (which I'm not releasing), still not answering me. [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
Me (stares at her)
FFC: leaves the counter, presumably to ask about Breakfast Bowl preparation methods.
Me: (cracks jokes about FFCs to other customers in line)
FFC, returning to register: "We can't! We can't!"
Me (slightly taken aback, as I was expecting an answer along the lines of 'Yes, it is pre-made and we microwave it'): "You can't what? You can't tell me how it's made?" [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
FFC: "We can't make the bacon....uh...crispy"
Me, finally releasing the quarter: "OK, it's pre-made then?"
FFC: (Shakes head yes)
Customer behind me (laughs derisively)
Me, in retarded voice, to other customers: "Duhhhh, I just work here!"
Other customers (laugh and start to share their FFC stories)
Maybe they are space aliens? Just this morning, I went to Carl's Jr (I had a coupon for their Breakfast Bowl thing). When I order, I ask if they can make sure the bacon is crispy (I always say that at this store, because usually I'll have bacon on a sandwich...and usually it's really soft and gross).
FFC: "Oh, we can't, it's all...uh...mixed together. $2.14"
Me, hands over 2 one dollar bills: "How is it prepared?"
FFC: puts hand out for coin, doesn't answer me
Me: "How is it made, is it pre-made or something?"
FFC: still reaching for coin (which I'm not releasing), still not answering me. [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
Me (stares at her)
FFC: leaves the counter, presumably to ask about Breakfast Bowl preparation methods.
Me: (cracks jokes about FFCs to other customers in line)
FFC, returning to register: "We can't! We can't!"
Me (slightly taken aback, as I was expecting an answer along the lines of 'Yes, it is pre-made and we microwave it'): "You can't what? You can't tell me how it's made?" [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
FFC: "We can't make the bacon....uh...crispy"
Me, finally releasing the quarter: "OK, it's pre-made then?"
FFC: (Shakes head yes)
Customer behind me (laughs derisively)
Me, in retarded voice, to other customers: "Duhhhh, I just work here!"
Other customers (laugh and start to share their FFC stories)
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