Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

[Newc]

You know how they scroll those TV listings on the "Guide" channel (not the paper TV Guide book, but the Guide on your satellite/cable system's thingy). Anyhoo, those of you who sometimes read the titles back to back and come up with stuff like:
One Life To Live
On The Run

might enjoy this listing order from the Non-JC section. This is the order in which they appear as I'm typing this:

Flyers win! Alright boys,who's next?
Brainfart

You Know it's the first round of NHL playoffs when...
Death-metaller lights his beard on fire
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What are you listening to right now?
Bill Z Bub's Return To Babylon

Off for a week
Gamers: Eternal Darkness
(no job, no pay, no lights [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

(skip a few that don't really have a match)

My great day!
Stupid Fast Food Cashiers

The Punisher
Kill Bill Vol 2
(kinda - I mean, Punisher/Kill - hey it's a stretch)

and the winner is:

What are the Sad Sad Monkey Beaters gonna do?
David Lee Roth looking a bit better nowadays
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Newc

[RacerX]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

[Miffy rules]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

Bwahahahaha [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

With mixed emotions, I announce...
shipping foodstuff to the USA?

The "best" of Nu-Metal!
Grammar Lessons for Pop Stars

Ever had Instrument/equip. stolen from gig?
Fat Cat goes on Hunger Strike

Let's talk about drummers.
Guitar Solo Alert!!!

MAYHEM on VH1 !!!!!
Yeah, no shit.

Greatest product ever invented.....
cool bike jump game

so...I grew a huge pair...
mp3.com is back up

And you think Toejam & I have no life?
Idiots strike again

Do you love your wife/husband/GF/BF more or you guitars+gear?
A horrible mistake,and it's cost. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Interactive George W. doll
George and Yngwie in Chicago

Now I Know The World Has Gone Mad...
These guys REALLY need to get laid....

Baghdad on Fire again
Car thieves strike again...

She MUST be blonde
just built a homemade tattoo gun!

how fast are you?
Catch the worm

DIMMU BORGIR WINS NORWEGIAN GRAMMY
oh man i feel owned

Alright, that's enough for now. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Miffy rules]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

Originally posted by Number Of The Priest:

And you think Toejam & I have no life?
Idiots strike again

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This is a classic one. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Miffy rules]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

Chuckracer- back in the hospital
Ron would love this guy

Hehe [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

Originally posted by Number Of The Priest:
and it's cost.

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[RacerX]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

I know. [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
I still point & laugh at you! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Evol]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

Any liberals out there?
Stupid Fast Food Cashiers


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[iced_earth]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

This just in:

Going downhill?
Vince Neil sued by Bunny Ranch prostitute

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[Number Of The Priest]

Re: Have you ever read the TV Guide listings back to back?

I didn't write that, you dope! I copied and pasted that from the forum titles directly! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]