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    MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

    Fuck , today is my 40th Birthday ...that's a bitter pill to swallow.

    I was born in 1964 , when the stupid Beatles landed in America , Born before Hard rock was even invented .

    and all hos...young and Old had Behive hairdos...even downstairs.

    OK ..just to make sure my PP still works ..I'm gonna pop a viagra and jerk off now ....cuz it's my birthday!

    I deserve that kind of pampering!!!! [img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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    Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

    Well, Bill, you got me by 4 years. Happy birthday, and be careful with that gurken jerkin'. One slip, and you have to explain a high hard one, black eye, to the guys at work on Monday.

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    • #3
      Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

      Happy Birthday Dude [img]graemlins/band.gif[/img]

      You feel old at 40?? Well I feel old at 21, and I turn 22 in 3 weeks. [img]graemlins/images/icons/mad.gif[/img]
      I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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      • #4
        Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

        Yes I feel old ...but I don't act old ..I still act like the same dick I was in highschool ...sometimes I act like an old dick though...bitchin' and moanin' more than a old jewish woman at Sears.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #5
          Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

          I'm gonna beat the Bishop now before my wife wakes up and spoils everything... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

            Happy birthday, you old sick bastard!!! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] I'll be 40... in eight years. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #7
              Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

              Happy Birthday!! Old ball scratching, jewish woman bitching/moaning and Bishop beating Bill!! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Now that toejam mentioned, old sick bastard!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
              Fong

              [ April 25, 2004, 01:02 AM: Message edited by: Chameleonfong ]

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              • #8
                Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                Happy Birthday you grumpy old prune!

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                • #9
                  Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                  Happy birthday Bill! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                    congrats bill, have a nice anniversary!! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                    Harrald

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                    • #11
                      Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! In Poland we say that life starts after 40!! Cheer up! I'm having a beer for you [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] !

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                      • #12
                        Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                        Hip hip! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

                        [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                          happy birthday [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                          hope you live [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] 666 [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] years long [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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                          • #14
                            Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                            Happy fuggin birthday! [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                            • #15
                              Re: MY FUGGIN" 40th BIRTHDAY

                              I just had my 34th last night man...and right about now I FEEL at least 40......Happy Birthday Bill.
                              I live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.

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