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    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
    manufactured in England.

    In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled
    for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call
    for the great ship after its stop in New York.

    This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
    delivered to Mexico.

    But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit
    an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost.

    The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
    awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

    Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning
    which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th, and is known,
    of course, as ---

    Sinko de Mayo!


    [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

  • #2
    Re: Holiday Pun

    wah wah wah whaaaaaaaa [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
    Hail yesterday

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    • #3
      Re: Holiday Pun

      It's a groaner all right! My friend from Connecticut just sent it to me! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #4
        Re: Holiday Pun

        A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a Joke"?

        A baby seal walks into a club.

        That's it.

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        • #5
          Re: Holiday Pun

          Originally posted by RacerX:
          It's a groaner all right! My friend from Connecticut just sent it to me! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Really? The first time I heard that one, I had such a laughing fit I kicked the slats out of my cradle. [img]graemlins/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
          Occupy JCF

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          • #6
            Re: Holiday Pun

            Originally posted by TEKKY:
            The first time I heard that one, I had such a laughing fit I kicked the slats out of my cradle. [img]graemlins/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So, that was last week, right? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • #7
              Re: Holiday Pun

              Originally posted by RacerX:
              </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TEKKY:
              The first time I heard that one, I had such a laughing fit I kicked the slats out of my cradle. [img]graemlins/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So, that was last week, right? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shit, I just got that joke. I'm a slow bastadge sometimes. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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