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[Jack The Riffer]

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I've always been partial to the name "Lactating Crack Whores"

[Shotgun]

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Originally posted by VitaminG:
so it's not a wiping problem, but a protuberant swollen blood vessel one instead? [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dood, I was totally about to eat lunch. Was. Thanks a lot. [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh, and Jack, I think that "Crackwhores" is one word, but I'm not sure... [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Keith

[Jack The Riffer]

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Damn, where is Ron when we need him?? [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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I always thought the following were cool:

"Scrotem Pole"
"B. Bumble and the Swing City Stingers"
"Buster Hyman and the First Time 'Round Crew"
"Flatulence"
"Sir Chuck Loin and the Ground Round"
"ChickenF*cker"

and my future band's name...

"Salivating Toddler"

[L]

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you have a friend named llama?

[sully]

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well...i call him llama. llama is the funniest person i know. he kicks ass.

i'm saddened by the lack of enjoyment of the blueberry pirates. i think it's hilarious. you can use "the goddamn ninjas" if you like?

sully

[Tekky]

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Yeah, sure, I know a guy named Lama, let me tell you a story about how I met him...

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[sully]

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