American Idol

[brett8388]

How out of touch am I? Something like 120 million people watch this glorified kareoke contest, and I can't figure out the appeal. Is it all teenage girls, or do real people actually watch this crap?

The guy that won last year weighs like 600 pounds. Only in the fattest country on earth can a fat fuck like this be considered an "idol". He had to walk down some stairs at the intro of tonight's show and got winded - it was like 12 steps. For christ sakes Ruben, set a fucking example for the fat ass youth of today that look up to you. Being a tub of lard is not cool, and while it is "heavy", there are no overweight losers at the old folks home. Drop some weight - say 300 lbs. You could probably be swimming in young snatch, but at your weight you'd probably have a heart attack. God damn - I thought the only reason men got into music in the first place was to score chicks.

Blame my bad mood on working in Oklahoma City. No pussy, terrible titty bars, and tornado warnings 2 out of the 3 nights I've been here.

Brett

[Twisteramps]

Re: American Idol

Originally posted by brett8388:
How out of touch am I? Something like 120 million people watch this glorified kareoke contest, and I can't figure out the appeal. Is it all teenage girls, or do real people actually watch this crap?

The guy that won last year weighs like 600 pounds. Only in the fattest country on earth can a fat fuck like this be considered an "idol". He had to walk down some stairs at the intro of tonight's show and got winded - it was like 12 steps. For christ sakes Ruben, set a fucking example for the fat ass youth of today that look up to you. Being a tub of lard is not cool, and while it is "heavy", there are no overweight losers at the old folks home. Drop some weight - say 300 lbs. You could probably be swimming in young snatch, but at your weight you'd probably have a heart attack. God damn - I thought the only reason men got into music in the first place was to score chicks.

Blame my bad mood on working in Oklahoma City. No pussy, terrible titty bars, and tornado warnings 2 out of the 3 nights I've been here.

Brett

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Could be worse Brett - YOU COULD LIVE HERE. Have you had a beer yet? It's 3.2 land here...

Game. Set. Match. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Pete

[MOSHWITZ]

Re: American Idol

Originally posted by brett8388:
How out of touch am I? Something like 120 million people watch this glorified kareoke contest, and I can't figure out the appeal. Is it all teenage girls, or do real people actually watch this crap?

The guy that won last year weighs like 600 pounds. Only in the fattest country on earth can a fat fuck like this be considered an "idol". He had to walk down some stairs at the intro of tonight's show and got winded - it was like 12 steps. For christ sakes Ruben, set a fucking example for the fat ass youth of today that look up to you. Being a tub of lard is not cool, and while it is "heavy", there are no overweight losers at the old folks home. Drop some weight - say 300 lbs. You could probably be swimming in young snatch, but at your weight you'd probably have a heart attack. God damn - I thought the only reason men got into music in the first place was to score chicks.

Blame my bad mood on working in Oklahoma City. No pussy, terrible titty bars, and tornado warnings 2 out of the 3 nights I've been here.

Brett

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">YA,,,,,WHAT HE SAID
sorrry things are so shitty Brett, hope it gets better [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[brett8388]

Re: American Idol

Things will get better at 8:33AM when my flight leaves. I'm supposed to be unpacking a very rare Jackson (probably the new #1 piece in my collection) tomorrow when I get home, so things will REALLY be better then.

Brett

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: American Idol

1-the honeymooners
2-the odd couple
3-sgt. bilko
4-batman (king tut episodes especially)
5-most extreme eliminations
6-married with children (the old ones)
7-seinfeld
8-espn
9-espn 2
10-fox sports
11 any other football,baseball, hockey (sometimes hoops) games, scores updates or highlight shows,
12-the yes network (satellite yankees station)
13-bugs bunny, looney tunes
14-classic vh1 metal videos

it's that simple for me.
anything else makes my skin crawl. i mean, who gives a flyin' flank steak about that pole smoker clay aiken? or the latest survivor? or the reality show of the week, etc.
give me a fatty and any of the above mentioned and i am a happy fukkin' man.

[MOSHWITZ]

Re: American Idol

cool [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] your gonna post pics. right? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[diablomozart]

Re: American Idol

could that be the graphic i watched you win on ebay?...hmmm???....d.m.

[GiantBaba]

Re: American Idol

Originally posted by brett8388:


fat fuck; fat ass youth; tub of lard; etc,.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Flattery will get you no place.

Seriously, what the hell? Someone needs to calm down. [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

And if you don't,

I'll sit on you.

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Boxcar Willie 84]

Re: American Idol

Clay Aiken was going to the same college that I go to when he was on the show...it was sorta crazy but cool at the same time. Now this Fantasia girl from High Point NC wins tonight, I am wondering why I have such a hard time finding good singers.

[Lev]

Re: American Idol

she actually deserved to win, she's got a great voice

[Hotrod]

Re: American Idol

Now this Fantasia girl from High Point NC wins tonight, I am wondering why I have such a hard time finding good singers.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She wins and you gotta wonder why you can't find a good singer [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] . Clearly the best couple of voices were voted out waaayyy too early. Neither of the top two deserved to be there IMO. That show is a complete joke from the way it's ran to the way the voting is conducted. Americas choice my ass. [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Lev]

Re: American Idol

its just a popularity contest... but out of the final 12 or whatever, Fantasia's voice and this one other girls was the best..

[lerxstcat]

Re: American Idol

You can't fnd a good singer because everyone's tryng to be black R&B singers
trillinh 25 grace notes for every real melody note. No one's trying to be rock singers of any sort any more. Well, very few, anyway. hose few won't appear on American Idol because the required repertoire favors singers of that style,
and goes against singers of other styles.

[horns666]

Re: American Idol

Not just kids are hooked on this crap ...my mom & Dad , my wife .....I can't escape this crap ...I watch it sometimes for the cute broads ...like the chubby little white girl who lost (2nd place)..I don't know here name (I don't wanna know)..

Fantasia seems to have a very good range ...but she sings through here nose most of the time ...IMO

It's amusing I suppose ...but it's contrived and just sooooooooo American now isn't it! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

I would bang Paula Abdul ...she's a ditz but she's still pretty hot.....yeah I'd bang her.. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Shotgun]

Re: American Idol

Originally posted by horns666:

Fantasia seems to have a very good range ...but she sings through here nose most of the time ...IMO

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Soundled like she was puking, to me, 95% of the time. Great live, in a church, I bet, but it just grated on my nerves.

Oh, and Brett, maybe you could post a pic? I know you hate doing that, but jeez, you can't let the cat out of the bag without sharing a little...

Keith