I'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

[atomic charvel guy]

does anybody want to pay me just to hang around
or something like that. seriously, i have the drive and ambition of a pregnant rhinocerous, and i am looking for the least amount of responsibility possible. i am good for a few thousand laughs, and i am a whiz at inciting riots,disasters, and other great forms of fun that we usually refer to as "benders". i am at the crossroads in life and i have realized that i want to do nothing. i could be very happy with a new found nothing to have to create. what do you say? anyone? i'm tired, i've done plenty in my life, time for a seriously long, coma-like
break. can i get paid for this? i could guide most through the rest of their lives by telling them what not to do. gotta be a market for a guy like me somewhere. let's start here. i am anxiously awaiting any and all offers.
thankyou in advance,
tommy

[Tekky]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

Wanna hear what Frenchy says?? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Budman68]

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Hey Tommy,

I need a guy to "pick and put" parts around here so I don't have to [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Do you work for [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] ? I also need some work done to my house because I suck at it and I'd like it done right..... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Any skills in that area? I know you said you'd rather do nothing but hey, you gotta do something right?

Whatdya think??

[Accept2]

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There is a large market for that kind of skill in Canada. Its called welfare, and I think its our biggest employer in alot of parts of the country...........

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

are they hiring?

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

Originally posted by budman68:
Hey Tommy,

I need a guy to "pick and put" parts around here so I don't have to [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Do you work for [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] ? I also need some work done to my house because I suck at it and I'd like it done right..... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Any skills in that area? I know you said you'd rather do nothing but hey, you gotta do something right?

Whatdya think??

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">an offer!!!!
i could supervise the work done around the house.
i can do that real well.

[Accept2]

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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
are they hiring?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Of course. I think to increase your chances though you might want a get yourself a criminal record, speak some other language other than English, and say you are part of a terrorist organization and need money to fund terrorist activity. I hear they love that stuff......Hey the ones handing out the checks are like that so maybe thats why...........

[Shawn Lutz]

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you sound like the ideal candidate, you have what it takes Tommy for long a prosperous career in politics [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[fett]

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Here's how I became a do-nothing GURU. I owned a house in Marin County, CA (avg. home price 700k). Sold mine for 500K+(It was equal to a double-wide mobile home.) Spent the previous years doing little or nothing because, "I own Marin County real estate" was my mantra. Now I have all this money and I am still doing nothing. I have also learned that nobody gives a shit about your life experience. They would probably pay me to not tell them. It takes a lot of money to be able to not do anything. To be a GURU, it pays to be old. I'm 54. At least, when you spout off they just roll their eyes and shake their heads.

[paddok]

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I got your solution: Be a music teacher to those kids who don't really want to learn but their parrents are making them anyways. You don't have to teach much and you can sit on your ass all day and talk about music hah.

[Newc]

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It's Kato Kaelen! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I knew that schmuck looked familiar [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[fett]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

Originally posted by PaddoK:
I got your solution: Be a music teacher to those kids who don't really want to learn but their parrents are making them anyways. You don't have to teach much and you can sit on your ass all day and talk about music hah.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I knew a guy in Marin that did just that. He was so laid back he didn't need a Lazyboy. And he got paid!!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

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i sure could go for a political office position, with a title. CEO= chief extortion officer
i could run on all sorts of phony platforms.
"i say america should work 2 days and have 5 off!!!"
"smoking is allowed everywhere!!!"

when do i start? politics is a callin'.
when you think about it, they are all scalawags
in the highest degree. i'll fit right in.
this could be easy.

[fett]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

START IN FRANCE!!!!!

[Jack Napalm]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

I work with enough people that don't do anything. I am sure we will hire more sooner or later.