I'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

[horns666]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

Tommy ... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Hey man , I was a cop in a shithole for a long time [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img]
I break my neck taking some nutty fag off a plane (I won the fight) but had to get leave the job.

Sooooooo now before 40 years old I'm retired ..Now I sit around in constant, mind numbing pain ..BUT there is a good side.. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Now I spend ALL my time at home smokin' , shreddin' , jerkin' off to meatholes.com, bangin' my beotch , wreckin' my vette eat all the free pills I could swallow..all this and I can smoke weed now ...lot's of it!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

did I mention Jerkin' my gerkin' ???!!!

...'cause that's what I'm going to do right now..while very high and listening to METAL!!!!! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

I hate when you get cheese puff crumbs in the Vasoline.. [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

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Originally posted by horns666:
Some Nutty Fag

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Another great band name!

...opening for Nasty Ass Choppers! [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ....that's sounds like a great bill!

[horns666]

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Oh I forgot..

Tommy just join any union , then fall off a ladder , slip on a grape and bust your ass open.. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

yeah you might have a little internal bleeding now and then...but it's worth it. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Good Luck!

Billy Z Bubbles

[atomic charvel guy]

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this is great thinking. you must be one of the great minds of our generation bill.
i'm going to buy some grapes now at the store.
plans are in the works. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Steve]

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Originally posted by Accept2:
There is a large market for that kind of skill in Canada. Its called welfare, and I think its our biggest employer in alot of parts of the country...........

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] in B.C. they cut you off after 3 years now single moms and everything , there is tons of street people in town now as well cause everyone is just getting fucked over [including myself cause of cut backs in heathcare [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img] ] .... back to main topic ... teach guitar man do 10 hour days and go completely guitar anal man fuck after 6 months you'd be super styling thats what I am gonna do soon , my buddy teaches and is setting up another teaching studio in the fall due to him being super busy even if I get part time with him [20 hours a week] I'll be making more with him then my damn warehouse job right now , teaching kidz ac dc tunes [woo hoo [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] thats his most requested type tunes to figure out for the kidz up here the last couple of years] .... anyway thats kinda like doing nothing is it not [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] //Steve

[JacksonConcept]

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become a corporate executive. lots of money and they do nothing. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i've done that for 13-14 years believe it or not. hair and all. i am a computer chip broker,
and i used to make boatloads of cash, but it has been a slow market and i need a rest-lol.

[Tekky]

Re: I\'VE BEEN THINKING TOO, AND

Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
i've done that for 13-14 years believe it or not. hair and all. i am a computer chip broker,
and i used to make boatloads of cash, but it has been a slow market and i need a rest-lol.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You could sell mattresses or hammocks...

[tonemonster]

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Why dont you get your self a nice "Herb Tarleck" brown plaid suit with a white belt and white pleather "cousin eddie" shoes, a brown satin shirt with a big collar only buttoned up part way with some gold chains and sell used cars? you know the kind of cars that "were only driven on sunday by a little old lady to church and the grocery store" [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

ever see the movie "USED CARS"? you could be like Rudy Russo,(aka Rudy O'brien, Rudy Washington, Rudy Garcia, Rudy Polanski,etc...) That might be the job for you..... [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]
What ya think of that? [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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nah, that's way to respectable for me.
i'm a freakin' pirate and used cars are alittle too fancy for what we're dealing with here [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
if you knew me you'd know-lol

[Tekky]

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GOOD GOD MAN!!! Put Tommy with all that hair in a polyester suit and there's going to be enough static electricity to light up SoCal!

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[lerxstcat]

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Tommy, you're overlooking the obvious.

Start your own cult. You're the second coming of Jesus, and you came back because you realized you should've banged some chicks when you were here before.
So now you're here to "spread" the Gospel.

Hey, it worked for David Koresh! Just don't get into the automatic weapons and you should be fine! (Well, one for yourself, but not the flunkies)

[atomic charvel guy]

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wanna come along for the ride lerx? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Go work as a bagboy for one year at your local Shop N Boogie ...walk thru the produce to get a price check and slip on that grape on the floor ....really do a number in front of a crowd ...cartwheels and backflips and shit ...fall to the ground and writhe in instant pain .....stay down , let the ambulance take you to the hospital for all kind of X-rays ...they'll find somethin' fucked up..just keep holding your groin and show some agony once in awhile.

Go on disability and sue the Shop N Boogies ...they'll settle for about an easy 10K out of court.

Sit back smoke some weed and collect the check for the rest of your life ..

I learned how to do all this workin' in da hood ....they are the masters of milkin' the man for $$$$$$$

Now I milk da Man ...I gots mines.. [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]