ass rocked off...for sale!

[sully]

ebay auction

[jackson1]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

"Not sure if you knew this, but ass is one of nature’s most acoustically perfect body parts"

LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Great fun! I won't ask how you found that auction...

/Henrik

[shreddermon]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

"Produce Crankdaddy. Bang Shania."

Classic! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Mordor]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

"Is it a big ass?

No. More smallish, really. Actually, not smallish, either. More Kournikova-ish."

Now,if it was the Kournikova's ass I had a bid for it! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

Hey, they rocked my ass off, too! I wonder if that one is mine. I want it back, but I'm not paying for it. [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Looks like my lawyer will be contacting their lawyer. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jackson1]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

Yeah Toe, sue his ass off!!

[Shawn Lutz]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

lol...that is a killer auction [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] to me it looks more like nipple-less titties than an ass

[toejam]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

I think I will. Then they can write a song about how they got jammed from the mighty Toe! [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jackson1]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

I can see the headlines:

"Punk rock metal ass-remover band CRANKDADDY's asses sued off big time by Mighty Big-Tits ToeJam and his army of ass-suing-lawyers".

[toejam]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

LMFAO!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

[Crankdaddy]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

Actually, Toe, I think I'm indemnified here. According to my lawyer, the statute of ass limitations has run out. So technically, you have no leg to stand on. Or ass, as it were.

I'd be glad to sell you one cheap, though!

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Shotgun]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

I'm winning.

Step away from the ass.

[img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Keith

[toejam]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

Originally posted by Crankdaddy:
Actually, Toe, I think I'm indemnified here. According to my lawyer, the statute of ass limitations has run out. So technically, you have no leg to stand on. Or ass, as it were.

I'd be glad to sell you one cheap, though!

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn! [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img] Eh, I guess I don't need it that bad since I've gone this long without it. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[L]

Re: ass rocked off...for sale!

"Now your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to Crankdaddy"

[tonemonster]

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