Further proof the French are weenies

[Ace]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

I live in LA, where traffic is probably as bad as anywhere in the US or Europe(besides that giant parking lot, Manhattan). I understand owning an SUV IF you really need one. When I was a kid we lived in the mountains and my parents took people on tours to places you couldn't get to in a normal car. The Suburban rocked for that.

However, here in 2004 in Los Angeles every goddamn asshole and his stupid ***** own Excursions and drive them at 90 mph swerving through traffic. They put these ridiculous rims on that that totally defeat the purpose of having an off road vehicle, and play their shit rap music in the hopes of getting the chance of contracting herpes from some stupid ***** on the corner who thinks that sort of thing is cool. Then they pull up right behind me on the freeway while I'm doing 80 mph and shine their headlights, which are exactly level with the rear window of my low car(my Bentley Tercel) and ride my ass while drinking their Couvossier and watching 2 Fast 2 Furious on their DVD player that projects up on their windshield. Fuck 'em.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by Hotrod:
How exactly are trucks safer? Oh yeah, that's right, idiots only drive SUV's. Whatever...........

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">KMaynard was refering to people who have to transport a lot of large, heavy tools and equipment. Drip stated that trucks, most likely pick-up trucks, are much more ideal for such things.

I can see SUVs being more useful to people who travel alot with boats, trailers, etc.

[Ace]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Why the hell did the board censor b-itch and nothing else?

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by Ace:
Why the hell did the board censor b-itch and nothing else?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't understand that either. [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[~K~]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

get a truck.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah and that's so much different than an SUV .. I guess it's softer when ya get broadsided

[Ace]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Maybe that was one of the admins' nicknames as a kid, and he hates hearing it and he cries whenever he does. Then he drinks too much and skips stones on the lake at night until he falls in and almost drowns, but a giant crow comes and saves him. And after the crow nutures him back to health, he thanks the crow, and the crow says "No problem, just next time don't be such a b itch".

Yeah, that's probably right.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by Ace:
When I was a kid we lived in the mountains and my parents took people on tours to places you couldn't get to in a normal car. The Suburban rocked for that.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what I'm talking about. That's someone owning an SUV who really needs one.

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

It all goes back to when I was a child and this man, my Daddy?, called my Mom the "B" word. Now everytime I hear the word or see it in print, I just snap my fingers and the word vanishes. Just one of lifes little misteries.

[Swillmaster]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Then they pull up right behind me on the freeway while I'm doing 80 mph and shine their headlights, which are exactly level with the rear window of my low car(my Bentley Tercel) and ride my ass while drinking their Couvossier and watching 2 Fast 2 Furious on their DVD player that projects up on their windshield. Fuck 'em.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, I was drinking Bud that night and watching "Big Ole Titties 2". [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Ace]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

I think if you can't go into the DMV and give them at least a decent reason you need an SUV you shouldn't be allowed to have one. "Cause I can gets me mo' beeotches" or "It's my Goddamn right as an American to do whatever the fuck I please regardless of the impact on the enviroment or other peoples saftey, now excuse me while I go take a shit on the slide in the playground" should NOT fly.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by fett:
It all goes back to when I was a child and this man, my Daddy?, called my Mom the "B" word. Now everytime I hear the word or see it in print, I just snap my fingers and the word vanishes. Just one of lifes little misteries.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">........ I've come to the conclusion, finally. You are indeed, a very silly dude. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

HAHA This is funny.

Yes Frenchies are complete weenies.

However, I also hate SUVs. Especially how they have gotten so big. It's not so bad over here, but in Europe, congestion on the road is very bad, and many roads are a lot narrower than our roads. I grew up in England, and some of the roads in my town were so narrow that it was a tight squeeze for 2 small cars to pass each other, and would have been literally impossible for a large SUV to pass another vehicle.

I personally drive a Dodge Dakota. I use it frequently for carrying materials around. Many people with SUVs drive alone and don't haul anything. That is a waste no matter how you look at it. My wife has a minivan, and yes, it's convenient, but I told her that when we get rid of it, we're getting a station wagon instead.

These days, when you can carry almost as much stuff in a Ford focus as you could fit in a 1978 LTD, big cars are unnecessary.

My opinion. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

See Ace: There are all kinds of nasty words you can use. Anyone know the French word for B----? Any help here, Beldar?

[StukaJU87]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Shit nig, let uh brudda live uh little. If I wants ta dive uh big ass SUV dat'smuh ma fuckin bidness. I be da mudda fucker paying ta fill da fucking gas tank. The day I ax fo' yo' credit card ta fill muh ma fuckin tank, ya can tell me what kind o' `64 ta cruize. All ya freaks in yo' little Jap buzz boxes git da fuq outta muh ma fuckin way. Don't hate uh brudda cuz I got style an' class wiff muh ma fuckin spinners an' system. Don't hate da player, hate da game. with muh beeotch

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">ebonics courtesy of Ebonics translator [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[L]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

This doesn't have too much to do with political correctness (unless it's politically correct to care about the environment). The city of Paris is over 2000 years old. It was not originally designed for automobiles, let alone huge fucking monster trucks. That's why they want to outlaw them. Plus there are thousands of historically significant building, structures, pieces of artwork, etc that degrade quicker because of pollution such as car emmissions. You can actually build a lot of shit in 2000 years that's worth preserving, unlike here in the U.S.

They should do this in Chicago. You should only be able to buy a huge truck if you own a single-family residence and you have legitimate reasons to buy large purchases from the home depot. All of these Yuppie fuckheads that live in a condo and drive an H2 can eat a dick.

[ June 10, 2004, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: L ]