Further proof the French are weenies

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Well, I propose that we all hop into our SUVs and drive to Paris. We can have a massive protest like the French do when the truckers strike everyother week. If a few historic buildings or pieces of art get rammed, Say La Vee.

[Hotrod]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

However, here in 2004 in Los Angeles every goddamn asshole and his stupid ***** own Excursions and drive them at 90 mph swerving through traffic. They put these ridiculous rims on that that totally defeat the purpose of having an off road vehicle, and play their shit rap music in the hopes of getting the chance of contracting herpes from some stupid ***** on the corner who thinks that sort of thing is cool. Then they pull up right behind me on the freeway while I'm doing 80 mph and shine their headlights, which are exactly level with the rear window of my low car(my Bentley Tercel) and ride my ass while drinking their Couvossier and watching 2 Fast 2 Furious on their DVD player that projects up on their windshield. Fuck 'em.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Now that's funny and I do agree, but I don't think those people should be on the road in any vehicle, SUV or otherwise. Around here most of them still drive the mini trucks, BMWs and the occasional full size pickups lowered so much they can't run over a quarter in the road. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] They all have gold rims though.

[Ace]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

You can't drive to Paris in an SUV, they don't cross water. This puppy, however, does!! Why the fuck can't we own THESE things? It's our goddamn right to do whatever the fuck we want!!

[StukaJU87]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Ace, does this mean you won't be buying that new Escalade anytime soon? [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

That looks like the new Renault "FROG". I think I'll open up a Big O tire franchise.

[Sunbane]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

It's really fucking pathetic to see a bunch of grown people start harping on France over such a thing. Does it affect you? Why, no it doesn't. STFU PLZ.
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[Ace]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by StukaJU87:
Ace, does this mean you won't be buying that new Escalade anytime soon? [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not unless they radically redesign it to look more like a VW GTI, but have the same interior room as it does now, and give it a 400 hp electric motor!!

[L]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Yeah, the French can only take so much good-natured ribbing before they come over here Red-Dawn style and take over shreddermon's and fett's front yards. Poor fett and shreddermon will have to live in the mountains with Swayze and drink deers' blood to become men. Les Wolverines!

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

You know. He's right. There are plenty of other reasons to harp on the French. But that can wait for another day. "Lighten up, you grown peoples."

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

"Fatten up the geese!!!." "Everyone to get from streets!!! The French are coming. The French are coming.!!!!"

[StukaJU87]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by fett:
There are plenty of other reasons to harp on the French.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like they eat snails and shit. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by Ace:
You can't drive to Paris in an SUV, they don't cross water. This puppy, however, does!! Why the fuck can't we own THESE things? It's our goddamn right to do whatever the fuck we want!!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Now that I wants.

[fett]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by StukaJU87:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by fett:
There are plenty of other reasons to harp on the French.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like they eat snails and shit. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That would be "escargot a la dung" Ness Pa?

[StukaJU87]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

Originally posted by fett:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by StukaJU87:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by fett:
There are plenty of other reasons to harp on the French.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like they eat snails and shit. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That would be "escargot a la dung" Ness Pa? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nahhhh...that would just be nasty!

[Shawn Lutz]

Re: Further proof the French are weenies

When you have 2 kids and a dog an SUV makes sense...There really isn't much of a difference between a pick-up and an SUV. SUV's are just trucks with caps on em with seats

I guess I'm an idiot for getting my wife the SUV...rather that than a minivan [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] At least I can drive an SUV w/o a bag on my head [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

yup..I have two big ass 5.4L V-8's so what.

Yes I feel that they are safer for the driver of the bigger vehicle. I drive 25 miles to work and another 25 miles back home in Dallas rush hour traffic. I have seen many minor wrecks with a PU and a smaller car. 9 times out of 10 the damage is hardly noticeable on the truck but the car is close to totaled...these are just minor wrecks in stop and go traffic too.

Drive what you want, quit whining about it or move to France [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]