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  • #91
    Re: Further proof the French are weenies

    Originally posted by horns666:
    Are there really French hos there...and what is a French ho ...are they any different from a regular ho.. [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">They spell it "heauxe". [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Thing is, there are plenty of idiot drivers not driving SUVs. If you're going to stereotype shitty drivers my LA experience says Mexicans and Asians, no matter what they're driving, are worse than SUV drivers as a group. Mexicans will do 35 in the fast lane with 1/2 mile clear ahead of them, and Asians will cut across 6 lanes and cause wrecks to make an exit so they don't have to drive 1/4 mile to the next exit. Let's not forget anyone with a cell phone glued to their ear.

    As for the French, Jacques Che Cacques couldn't stay an extra day to attend Reagan's state funeral? Fuck him, same for the Japanese PM.

    If you want an SUV, buy one; if you don't, don't try to deny someone else their choice unless you want someone denying you yours. See how that works?
    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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    • #92
      Re: Further proof the French are weenies

      Originally posted by lerxstcat:
      As for the French, Jacques Che Cacques couldn't stay an extra day to attend Reagan's state funeral? Fuck him, same for the Japanese PM.
      <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Each nation got only 2 seats. I don't know who represented France but Putin sent Gorbachev rather than attending himself and the Japanese PM sent the former PM who held office while Reagan was President. That sort of thing is perfectly understandable but yeah: fuck the French, it's high time we started treating them like the enemy they are.
      Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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      • #93
        Re: Further proof the French are weenies



        If they keep dogging the US like they do, someday, we'll send a bunch of these to France... Some with 105mm on them as well...

        Well, I drive an SUV... An S-10 Blazer and a GMC Yukon and a 500 hp Mustang that prolly drinks more gas than either of them.

        I cart two plus kids and two 100 pound dogs around, it does well.

        I cart my equipment and whatever other loser in my bands (who are like BM and the Drip who can't afford to actually own a car, hence their animosity towards those who have nice ones). I am often still coming up short on space BTW.

        I own two rental properties and it carts all sorts lawn maintainance and house maintainance shit in it.

        I cart a lot of stuff for the Transmission company I work for around and am often dragging dead cars around our storage lot in a foot of snow with it.

        Last winter, I used the 4x4 in my smaller SUV 80+% of the time and I will not go without 4x4 ever again.

        I drive in a place were the drivers are insane, can't read the english street signs, drive old gianty rustbucket landbarges that aren't insured and they truly can't pay to heal me or my woman and kids or even my vehicle should they injure us. I could care less what anyone thinks, I plan on being safe and am not risking being hurt by some stupid ghetto dwelling POS who isn't insured and has no responsibility or cares in the world other than what he is going to get high on that evening. He truly doesn't care if he hurts or kills me or my family, he'll just run from the accident scene and go find another beater to drive around without a driver license or insurance. The car he leaves will either be stolen or have a 30 day tag (as it would never pass environmental or safety inspection) and he couldn't afford get the required financial responsibility coverage anyways... Considering that stuff, I'd drive a Bradley APC if I could...

        I certainly wish I could get away with a cheap electric car or whatever... Not like I love paying the for the amount of gas I consume. But, I opt for safety and can only hope I will walk away from the wreckage to go to work the next day to continue my meager working mans existance another year... Better me walking away than them IMO...

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        • #94
          Re: Further proof the French are weenies

          Originally posted by Willman_51:
          Funny, they seemed perfectly content to have Nazi tanks rolling through town.
          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          True enough.

          .....stupid frogs.....
          .....maybe we could trade our dumb arse hippies.....

          .....for their soon to be outlawed SUV's?.....

          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That would be an acceptable trade-off.

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          • #95
            Re: Further proof the French are weenies

            Originally posted by Black Mariah:
            Since nobody that owns an Escalade is taking it off road, they should just be shot on sight.
            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Remember that a Escalade is just a Yukon with gold trim and a few more options. Quick, someone buy me one! I won't only post pics of it off road, I'll even tie dead animals to the top and post those pics also! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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            • #96
              Re: Further proof the French are weenies

              Compared to the banning of religious clothing/accessories in France this is nothing.. Anyway, I've been to Paris a few times and I rarely saw SUV's, if any; most of the cars there are compact. This won't really affect them all that much, in fact, they have so few SUV's I don't even see the point of creating a ban in the first place.

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              • #97
                Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                who gives a rat's nutbag who's drivin' what ...all I want to know about is French Wh0res and the catacombs ...

                I think France rules ...

                what do we have in the U.S. to look at ...K'marts , blockbusters and Pizza Huts....that's about it....we don't have ancient castles and cathedrals ....no cataconbs ...just pizza huts and Rallys and shit..

                Visually and musically America is the lamest place on the planet!!!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #98
                  Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                  What about the Grand Canyon? And the Rockies? Those are pretty cool in mho.
                  But yeah- some catacombs and castles and spooky shit like that would help. Definitely.
                  Em

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                  • #99
                    Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                    Bill - lots o pretty shit in da USA.

                    Arizona has so much cool shit to see it would blow your mind. Sedona's towering red cliffs, Tucson sunsets, the Grand Canyon, Tombstone, Hoover Dam, thousands of square miles of beach without any of that pesky water in yer way....

                    ... and the ladies wear next to nothin' ten months out of the year!
                    [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                    750xl, 88LE, AT1, Roswell Pro, SG-X, 4 others...
                    Stilletto Duece 1/2 Stack, MkIII Mini-Stack, J-Station, 12 spaces of misc rack stuff, Sonar 4, Event 20/20, misc outboard stuff...

                    Why do I still want MORE?

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                    • Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                      I know we have a few cool places ...but they made those places into tourist traps ...like Niagra Falls ..

                      Niagra Falls suck ....I peed in Niagra Falls..

                      Yes some people need SUV's ....some people do not . They drive them as a status symbol...

                      well I drive a vette ...that's a status symbol I guess ...I call them "Toys" ...and I like toys ...the more the better ... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

                      America doesn't haven't any cool places of antiquity ...places that have a soul..well we may have a few here in Salem...I should go there...I heard some witch trail areas are still pretty preserved ..toture rooms and cool stuff like that!!!! [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                      But they probably won't let me touch any of the devices... [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                        I went to Paris recently. It's a cool place, I wouldn't want to live there, but it's okay. Never had the time to do the catacombs [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] From what I've seen and heard, some of that is seriously spooky and f#cked-up. I reckon you'd enjoy it Bill! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                        • Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                          Well spooky and fucked up is my middle name ...


                          I worked 8 1/2 years in an American ghetto with a small handgun....Catcombs would be like a putt putt course to me...


                          that's a great idea ...maybe I could buy one of the catacombs and make a putt putt course out of one...great idea ....people and the kids would love it ...and I reap all the benefits..


                          I would pile all the kids I can in a SUV and take them putt putting in the catacombs...then go for ice cream..
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                            Horns-

                            So when will you be free to babysitt?? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                            Em

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                            • Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                              Originally posted by Emthrax:
                              Horns-

                              So when will you be free to babysitt?? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                              Em
                              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yikes: A couple days here and she has already gone mad.
                              I am a true ass set to this board.

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                              • Re: Further proof the French are weenies

                                Yup! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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