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kids are great as long as they're not your own.
there will be no spouting mutants in my house, and that's what they would be with my seed at the helm. i have 24 nieces and nephews anyway. christmas is a cashectomy.
i dig kids alot, just looking out for the better of the planet by not reproducing.
my kid would know how to fight with a knife, and be a young william wallace-lol
Yeah I can see the Birth Certificate now:
First Name: Mini
Middle Name: Me
Last Name: Of Loxley
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I want to adopt three: an albino, a pure Irish redhead, and the most pale-complexioned, raven-haired I can find. I'll name them Fire, Pestilence, and Death [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Newc
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Originally posted by Newc: and the most pale-complexioned, raven-haired I can find. Newc
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey, why you gotta bring Mrs LPC into this foray [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
I can see Tommy's kid being the only pre-schooler with a Charvel tattoo [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
And that's just if it's a little girl....it will be like Tommy Lee it ends up being a little boy [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Originally posted by Newc: Yeah I can see the Birth Certificate now:
First Name: Mini
Middle Name: Me
Last Name: Of Loxley
[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I want to adopt three: an albino, a pure Irish redhead, and the most pale-complexioned, raven-haired I can find. I'll name them Fire, Pestilence, and Death [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Newc
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"I shall call him, Mini Tom-ME". And I'm sure this one will be allowed to gnaw on the kitty. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
A Baby???!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] ...You???!!! oh boy...... [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I wish you guys all the best ...kids are great
....but sometimes they can be little dickheads! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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