ToeJam...your advice is needed....

[Budman68]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Originally posted by LesPaulCustom:
Nekkid Women and Beer...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">ahhhhhhh.. the lubricants of life....... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

"Well Nekkid is as Nekkid does." But is that promoting a healthy work enviornment?

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

This gonna sound really bad...but I like Nekkid Women and Beer....the song....It may be country, but it still rocks!!

Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Well, I like Nekked Women; Beer; Country and You. Will you marry me? I live in Seattle. Sweat isn't an issue.

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

If I lived in Utah, I would think about the offer, but in NC you can only have 1 spouse. Wait, Mormons can have many wives...not many husbands...oh well, I guess Ive struck out.

Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Yea: But he's all sweaty and sticky. Here, in Seattle, we sweat coffee and keep looking lovingly at our shotguns. This is the most beautiful place in the world to be depressed. Aw, cheer up. Summer is coming to the Carolinas.

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Summers coming??? Summers HERE!!! it was a measly 98 degrees today with 578490280% humidity. I walked outside the dealership to go smoke, and I swear it felt like I opened an over door. I then turned around and walked back to the service bay where the air kinda sorta pumps through. As far as the shotguns go...we are kinda partial to ours here too. Theres a couple here in the house somewhere....now back home where I come from, we pride ourselves on our homemade sawed off shotguns.

Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Go to the service bay and give yourself and airblast up your skirt ala Monroe. That will cool you off and make the mechanics jack- up even faster

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Hmmm...well I only wear Levis to work, and if you saw some of the guys back in service, you wouldnt suggest that... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Shitfire!!! This dating web site is getting me exactly nowhere. I don't want to see no man-boobs. And I sure as hell don't want to hear about which Gold Bond y'all use. This Leslie Paul lady sounds right nice. But it looks like I'd have to use a railroad rail to pry her loose from her cozy little trailer. I quess I'll see what those folks over at Fender have to offer.

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

I dont live in a trailer...never have, never will....thats like saying Mr LPC is gonna trade in his LPC and Jacksons for Ibanez...

[fett]

Re: ToeJam...your advice is needed....

Ibanez trailers are some of the best I've ever lived in. Well. I guess this means you really don't love me. Oh well. Me and Racer are going to Japan and become Sumos. I'll bet he will have a hell of a time correcting those Japanese guys.