Good joke

[Ace]

Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the arse and say, "You're next!"

[Zamiale]

Re: Good joke

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I'll have to tell that to my wife. We'll see how it goes.

[1trussell]

Re: Good joke

My wife said that's more like a reaon to get killed. [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: Good joke

Ummm, Mrs LPC said "that is confidence [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] , sounds more like a deathwish" [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

She also mumbled something about burned Jacksons and some other evil actions that can't be mentioned [img]graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

[fuel0707]

Re: Good joke

Sounds like a joke authored by a guy who is not currently (or never was) married. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: Good joke

Originally posted by Zamiale:
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I'll have to tell that to my wife. We'll see how it goes.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dude....I don't even think 1-1-2 back will help you out after you say that [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

PSA" It's (yes Ron, it is correct [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ) a Marine thing that Zamiale will get [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[morbid]

Re: Good joke

Originally posted by Ace:
Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the arse and say, "You're next!"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">B: ...And she goes to bed with you without worrying about HIV, AIDS, or things like that.

[toejam]

Re: Good joke

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] @ Ace!