belief-o-matic

[RacerX]

Re: belief-o-matic

I expected my results.

[RacerX]

Re: belief-o-matic

Originally posted by Emthrax:
Unitarian Universalism (what the hell is that? I like everybody?)

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For you folks going [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] you can click on each line for an info page on each. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

UU is http://www.beliefnet.com/story/80/story_8041_1.html

[Spaceace]

Re: belief-o-matic

Secular Humanism 100%....ok sign me up [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] it may as well have said alien life studies.

[kremit]

Re: belief-o-matic

Originally posted by horns666:



Fucking Islam my freshly shaven beanbag... [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Immortal]

Re: belief-o-matic

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Nontheist (78%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (61%)
8. Neo-Pagan (56%)
9. New Age (53%)
10. Taoism (52%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (51%)
12. New Thought (47%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
14. Scientology (41%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
16. Reform Judaism (40%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (39%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
20. Jainism (27%)
21. Sikhism (27%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
24. Islam (15%)
25. Hinduism (11%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (4%)
27. Roman Catholic (4%)

The 5th and 2nd describe me better than the 1st one.

[toejam]

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Originally posted by Spaceace:
it may as well have said alien life studies.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Stand at the Mexican border... you can study all the aliens you want! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] Now do you believe in *illegal* aliens? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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actually, lately i have noticed that they don't sneak across the border, they have been flyin' over on leaf blowers. they zoom past my window
as they are being hotly persued by the new leaf blower police task force.i think they are called operation "SWATFLY" -
STING WALENDA AT THE FIRST LUCKY YARD

it's true-lol

[the_drip]

Re: belief-o-matic

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (89%)
4. Neo-Pagan (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (81%)
7. Secular Humanism (79%)
8. Reform Judaism (66%)
9. New Age (65%)
10. Taoism (65%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (62%)
12. Sikhism (60%)
13. Jainism (57%)
14. Hinduism (57%)
15. New Thought (55%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
17. Scientology (50%)
18. Nontheist (47%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
23. Islam (25%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%)


strange, I'm confirmed catholic. They sure taught me well [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

from what I read on the description. Unitarian Universalwhatsit is basically the "whatever" religion. IE: you don't give a shit..and anything will work.

at least...when applied to me, that's what it is. [img]graemlins/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

[Ninja Guitar]

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That is one bullshit quiz. It says I'm 100% Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestant. That is so fucking false.

[fett]

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Ya, See. That's why we, of the Universial Life Church, don't participate in such folly. All this does is breed religious intolerance and rottweilers.

[Fragle]

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@fett.....not sure if youre talking about the same universal life church like the one i know...cause one of my teachers is a member of the UL, and well....hes quite fucked up [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] you know, the "shut the windows because it is rectangular and the devil is sitting in the corners" crazy. so basically, is your "leader" called gabriele wittek?

[Miffy rules]

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Secular Humanism (100%)
(Th rest is unimportant [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] )

[img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img] I'd rather label myself as a Nietzschean, if need be. [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[fett]

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Originally posted by Fragle:
@fett.....not sure if youre talking about the same universal life church like the one i know...cause one of my teachers is a member of the UL, and well....hes quite fucked up [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] you know, the "shut the windows because it is rectangular and the devil is sitting in the corners" crazy. so basically, is your "leader" called gabriele wittek?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The Universial Life Church was established in (I think Fresno Ca.) by a kook named Kirby Hemsley. This was back in the '60's when a religious deferment could get you out of the draft. Anyone could become a minister; have a few people over for beer and pretzels and declare the group a "Church". There were tax ramifications as well. I went to a rally at the State U where Kirby himself spoke . I was going to a JC at the time. He stated that anyone who wanted to become a minister could "COME ON DOWN!!!!" and get a certificate. So I did. The state of California spent years trying to have the ULC declared a sham.I don't know where that stands. Nor do I care. All I know is about 15 years ago a salesman walked out of his ofiice at work and asked if anyone knew someone who could marry a couple real quick. I joked,"I'm a minister in the ULC." He asked could I marry people. We checked with the City of San Francisco, the County of San Francisco, the state of Calif. and the ULC. By "Somebody" on high, I could marry 'em but I couldn't bury 'em. If the group you are referring to is the same ULC, then they have gone off on a weirder tangent then we JFCers do.

[fett]

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Me, at the ULC feel there is only one "TRUE RELIGION".... YOURS!! ( and yours, and yours, and yours, and up-yours, and yours, Oh, did I forget yours, and yours............................................. ...................)

[Fragle]

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no, its a different one then. i was talking about the "universelles leben" which is universal life translated to german. im no expert but afaik the sect was found about 70 years ago or so by someone (that gabriele wittek ***** ) who says she spoke to an alien called "mairadi" which told her that she and her followers will be saved at the time of the worlds downfall.....i simply dont get it cuz they believe shit like this AND believe in god at the same time.....and then the whole "the devil is sitting in the corners" bullshit....the only halfway decent thing they are saying is their slogan: "god? yes! church? no!" and thats my opinion, too. i think you can believe in anything you want, but whatever you believe in, you definetely dont need a church.

greets
fragle