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4 knees. Dogs have 4 legs, not two arms and two legs. You win; which means he has to wear the Naughty Fench Maid outfit and you get to be the Harassing Head of the House [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
Newc
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Originally posted by Zamiale: However, LPC does out ranks me, so it might be in my best interest to just say "yes, Staff Sergeant."
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Eh...Z-man...that is just at work bro...here, I am just Mr LPC (and I've surprisingly been called worse by some members [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )
It's all good man [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Besides, the "mothers of America" have crippled us to "correct" little Johnny and Suzie, so we are forced to use paper and ruin them vice endure a little "incentive" PT for infractions. I remember the good ol' days, 2 Marines, the tree line, whoever had the most heart walked away [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] .
Oh, BTW, I looked up dog anatomy on the web using Google, and the site I went to did in fact say that dogs had both knees and elbows [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by LesPaulCustom: Oh, BTW, I looked up dog anatomy on the web using Google, and the site I went to did in fact say that dogs had both knees and elbows [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Are you sure you weren't looking at some "beastiality"(sp?) websites... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
You guys have to watch "Animal Planet" more. They have a whole series on different positions. They sure do have some pretty erotic (oops. exotic) beasts.
I agree with the kneees and elbows. If it were 4 knees all 4 legs would have to be exactly the same which they are not [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] The front 2 are different altogether.
What the fuck!? Am I the only person whose elbows bend BACKWARDS and their knees bend FORWARDS?
Standard chairs must be a pain for you guys, but then I'm the only one who can't play guitar overhanded [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
I think you guys had that mixed up - elbows can't bend forward (well, not without Mafia intervention [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )
Dogs have 4 knees. If you have an elbow, you must have a forearm and a hand (unless physically undeveloped/deformed, etc). Monkeys have hands and forearms, and therefore elbows. Dogs, cats, horses, cows, goats, sheep, llamas, elephants, rhinoceri, hippopottomi, gazelle, lions, tigers, panthers, camels, skunks, possums, rats, mice, squirrels, chipmunks, cheetahs, alligators, crocodiles, turtles, etc etc have 4 knees.
Don't argue with me, I'm a fucking scientist [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Newc
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Originally posted by Shawn Lutz: I agree with the kneees and elbows. If it were 4 knees all 4 legs would have to be exactly the same which they are not [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] The front 2 are different altogether.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Look, we got a DVM in our midst. Can't be more precise than that.
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