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    Okay Mr LPC is insisting that dogs have both knees AND elbows....I say they have 4 knees on 4 legs....whos right????


    Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    i know i have 2 knees, i've been on 'em all fukkin' morning.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
      i know i have 2 knees, i've been on 'em all fukkin' morning.
      <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      That is too damn funny!!

      Damn..you gotta love this place [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

      Hey, how is hee-hossinfeffer or is he being neglected [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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      • #4
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        feeding the donkey under chad's supervision- [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • #5
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          Dogs are usually referred to having 4 legs. With that established one cannot have an elbow on their leg. So, I would have to say dogs have 4 knees.

          However, LPC does out ranks me, so it might be in my best interest to just say "yes, Staff Sergeant."

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          • #6
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            4 knees. Dogs have 4 legs, not two arms and two legs. You win; which means he has to wear the Naughty Fench Maid outfit and you get to be the Harassing Head of the House [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

            Newc
            I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

            The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

            My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Zamiale:
              However, LPC does out ranks me, so it might be in my best interest to just say "yes, Staff Sergeant."
              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Eh...Z-man...that is just at work bro...here, I am just Mr LPC (and I've surprisingly been called worse by some members [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

              It's all good man [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

              Besides, the "mothers of America" have crippled us to "correct" little Johnny and Suzie, so we are forced to use paper and ruin them vice endure a little "incentive" PT for infractions. I remember the good ol' days, 2 Marines, the tree line, whoever had the most heart walked away [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] .

              Oh, BTW, I looked up dog anatomy on the web using Google, and the site I went to did in fact say that dogs had both knees and elbows [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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              • #8
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                Sorry Krysta but dogs have knees & elbows!!Elbows bend forward & knees bend backwards!! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Chucksplatter

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by LesPaulCustom:
                  Oh, BTW, I looked up dog anatomy on the web using Google, and the site I went to did in fact say that dogs had both knees and elbows [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
                  <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Are you sure you weren't looking at some "beastiality"(sp?) websites... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  Dave ->

                  "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                  • #10
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                    You guys have to watch "Animal Planet" more. They have a whole series on different positions. They sure do have some pretty erotic (oops. exotic) beasts.
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #11
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                      I agree with the kneees and elbows. If it were 4 knees all 4 legs would have to be exactly the same which they are not [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] The front 2 are different altogether.
                      shawnlutz.com

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                      • #12
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                        What the fuck!? Am I the only person whose elbows bend BACKWARDS and their knees bend FORWARDS?
                        Standard chairs must be a pain for you guys, but then I'm the only one who can't play guitar overhanded [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

                        I think you guys had that mixed up - elbows can't bend forward (well, not without Mafia intervention [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

                        Dogs have 4 knees. If you have an elbow, you must have a forearm and a hand (unless physically undeveloped/deformed, etc). Monkeys have hands and forearms, and therefore elbows. Dogs, cats, horses, cows, goats, sheep, llamas, elephants, rhinoceri, hippopottomi, gazelle, lions, tigers, panthers, camels, skunks, possums, rats, mice, squirrels, chipmunks, cheetahs, alligators, crocodiles, turtles, etc etc have 4 knees.

                        Don't argue with me, I'm a fucking scientist [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        Newc
                        I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                        The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                        My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                        • #13
                          Re: Knees or Elbows????

                          Originally posted by Shawn Lutz:
                          I agree with the kneees and elbows. If it were 4 knees all 4 legs would have to be exactly the same which they are not [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] The front 2 are different altogether.
                          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Look, we got a DVM in our midst. Can't be more precise than that.
                          I am a true ass set to this board.

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                          • #14
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                            Oh shit, I think Newc we may have given the good Dr. Newcenstien new inspriation to create a new beast. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                            • #15
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                              I just think all you guys are the "Bee's Knees"
                              I am a true ass set to this board.

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