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  • #16
    Re: Knees or Elbows????

    Speaking of bees, half a bee must theoretically half not-be, you see? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

    Newc
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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    • #17
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      Sorry Newc, I think you're wrong. Stand in the anatomical position. Your elbows point back and your knees point forward. Get down on all fours, now your elbows point toward the midesction, as do the knees. On a dog, the joints are the same. On the hindquarters, what you see pointing backward is actually a portion of the ankle joint. On the front legs (or arms becaue dogs do have elbows) the lower joint is equivolent to our wrist.

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      • #18
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        "Pointing" and "bending" are two different things.

        In addition to being a scientist, I'm also a cunning linguist [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

        Newc
        I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

        The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

        My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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        • #19
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          By Tommy...."know i have 2 knees, i've been on 'em all fukkin' morning."

          .... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


          Well I'm sure you needed the money!!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #20
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            I CHARGE FOR SWALLOWING.

            and about the money, oh yeah i do!!!
            i'm not above much as you know. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • #21
              Re: Knees or Elbows????

              Originally posted by Travis:
              Sorry Newc, I think you're wrong. Get down on all fours...

              On the front legs (or arms becaue dogs do have elbows) the lower joint is equivolent to our wrist.
              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Regarding getting Newc into a doggie-style position:
              Watch out Newc!

              Regarding a dog having a wrist:
              I disagree; a wrist has a totally different function, more flexibility, and has a hand attached to it. Dogs don't have hands.

              I am going with four knees, and two elbows up front.

              - E.
              Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

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              • #22
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                Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
                I CHARGE FOR SWALLOWING.

                and about the money, oh yeah i do!!!
                i'm not above much as you know. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
                <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dude you got a runny nose, are you full? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                • #23
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                  i'm outta kleenex, my elbows are stuck to the desk, but i can still type.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #24
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                    "ON YOUR ELBOWS OR ON YOUR KNEES!!! HERE THEY ARE, THE BLUE OYSTER CULT!!!!!" JUST LOVE THAT BAND.
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #25
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                      It looks like Newc has the right answer...he agreed with me...and we all know Im always right...its in the rule book...Rule #1 Mrs LPC is always without a doubt right in every situation...Rule #2...if Mrs LPC is thought to be wrong...see Rule #1. Thats the way the book reads in my house anyway..

                      Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by Jack The Riffer:
                        </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
                        I CHARGE FOR SWALLOWING.

                        and about the money, oh yeah i do!!!
                        i'm not above much as you know. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
                        <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dude you got a runny nose, are you full? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thanks guys, I am now officially grossed out!
                        Occupy JCF

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by LesPaulCustom:
                          It looks like Newc has the right answer...he agreed with me...and we all know Im always right...its in the rule book...Rule #1 Mrs LPC is always without a doubt right in every situation...Rule #2...if Mrs LPC is thought to be wrong...see Rule #1. Thats the way the book reads in my house anyway..

                          Mrs LPC [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
                          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As much as I hate to disagree with a woman (my wife tries to pull that crap with me, too [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] ) I have to suggest researching some canine anatomy. There is an elbow joint. Below that is the carpius which is similar to the wrist on humans. The carpius is actually more often mistaken for a knee joint due to the location on the lower extremity. As well, the hock joint, which is simialr to the ankle in humans is commonly thought to be a knee. When in fact, the knee on a dog is located higher on the leg. Sorry Mrs. LPC. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

                          http://www.dogtraining.co.uk/anatomy.html

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                          • #28
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                            Boy, Travis. You need to be ***** -slapped. The little lady is always right and then you need to go out and run over a dog.
                            I am a true ass set to this board.

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                            • #29
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                              Well, Fett, You little mother-fucker. You used the "B" word again. When will I ever learn?
                              I am a true ass set to this board.

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                              • #30
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                                You can also edit your post within 5 minutes of your original post, and change
                                the spelling to "b1tch", "b!tch" or "biotch" among others if you want to get that word across.
                                Ron is the MAN!!!!

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