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  • wearin' a huge happy hat!!!!!

    i submitted my resume(that's "rez ooo may", don't know how to make that queer french squiggly line above the E)on monster.com
    and my dream job has come through.
    they are doing some really secret research
    at some federal pen that involves big needles and heavy sedation that lasts for months at a time. and i qualified to be one of the vegetables
    that get to go into a deep coma like sleep!!!!!! it's called- "project daddy dead brain". and they're gonna pay me on top of it. anyone who thinks this country is not heaven is grossly misguided. i got a job!!!!
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    tommy, after reading your numerous threads lately, first I want to say thank you for the laughs because you are one funny dude [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] . Second, I'll have a hit of whatever you're doing bro........ [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
    Dave ->

    "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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    • #3
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      I AM UNFORTUNATELY ON CAFFIENE ONLY.
      that's how messed up i truly am-lol.
      glad you like the mutterings from my
      wet brain.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #4
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        Congrats Tommy...graduating from pole smoker to paid comatose drug user in only one day [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
        Hey I agree! somedays of heavy cigs and coffee really does get one close to a mild speed ballin trip. It's a sad reality when the illegal drugs become cheaper than a couple pots of coffee and two or three packs of cigarettes [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: wearin\' a huge happy hat!!!!!

          i'm making strides my good man.
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
            i've had to replace the speedballs with the coffee. and i gotta tell you, i think the coffee is stronger. they found me in the park the other day throwing breadcrumbs at myself. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I almost swallowed my gum from laughing so hard at my mind's eye image of that.
            Occupy JCF

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by TEKKY:
              </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
              i've had to replace the speedballs with the coffee. and i gotta tell you, i think the coffee is stronger. they found me in the park the other day throwing breadcrumbs at myself. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I almost swallowed my gum from laughing so hard at my mind's eye image of that. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You think that is bad think about the guys who had to escort him out of the park that image must be burned in their brain
              I keep the bible in a pool of blood
              So that none of its lies can affect me

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              • #8
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                when they tried to put in me in a straight jacket, i flew away.
                and here i am. go figure.-lol

                since when have us pigeons been considered crazy and dangerous?
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #9
                  Re: wearin\' a huge happy hat!!!!!

                  Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
                  i've had to replace the speedballs with the coffee. and i gotta tell you, i think the coffee is stronger. they found me in the park the other day throwing breadcrumbs at myself. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                  <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The sign says: "Don't Feed the Fucking Pigeons."
                  I am a true ass set to this board.

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                  • #10
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                    Last night I went on a weed binge ....major Bong Suicide...

                    I've tried to die by the bong ....oh yes I've tried ...but I end up passin out and get up all happy instead!!!

                    so I have my happy hat on too and so does my PP ....he wears a helmet to protect his bulbous brain.. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: wearin\' a huge happy hat!!!!!

                      you and me are happy pee pee peers posting
                      perpetual pulverizing palooka packed pee pee professings pill z pub!!!!
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • #12
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                        Seriously Tommy...

                        I want to write to Congress ...Here I am an ex cop that served my city well for a dozen years and in doing so I was hurt for life ...

                        I found that weed is the best natural anti-depressant and pain killer ....and it should be legal for me to put myself more at ease...

                        I think if I hit them that way ....it looks pretty credible...

                        Weed should absolutely be legal ....it is absolutely ridiculous that booze is legal and weed is not ...

                        Weed is not harmful in anyway ...I smoke a lot then drive everyday ....it does not cloud my perception in the slightest but booze and pain killers sure do ...

                        so what the fuck...

                        Something is terribly wrong with this law....

                        so many people got busted selling a natural resource that is less harmful than legal substances.....and they are doing hard time for it ..some doing more time than violent crime offenders.. [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                        as a law enforcement officer ...I demand that this is soooooooooooooooooo wrong.

                        I would treat driving with weed just like a sobriety test ....you pass the test ...you go on your way ...without a case!

                        Who's with me on this


                        The problem here is the people that are pushing to legalize weed don't appear that credible ..

                        we need more professional people to come forward ....Laywers , doctors , law enforcement , and etc. to speak up!!!

                        Credibility is the key to getting this done..
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          i agrre wholeheartedly.
                          and as long as i'm not there with you, you'll be that much more credible. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

                          there are some people who got pretty hucklefukked
                          on sentences when you compare them to other criminals. when you're right you're right.
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                          • #14
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                            I thought Happy Hats is what the gay community refered to as a rubber?
                            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                              Bill I agree with you whole heartedly.You need to ask yourself these basic questions.
                              1. Are you addicted?(to pot)
                              2. Is pot leading you to want to try harder drugs?
                              3. Would you steal or do bodily harm to others to support your craving?
                              4. When you get high do you want to go out and cause trouble or have a snack and relax?

                              I put # 4 in there just to be funny but it's a realistic question too.It's too bad you found this out after being a cop so long but if you had known the truth sooner it might have messed up your career.
                              After thinking about this subject for many years I can only come to one conclusion. marijuana is still illegal because the government is somehow making more money off of it this way than they could if it was legalized!
                              I read some where that they could wipe out the national debt in 2-3 years if they legalized pot.I just doesn't make sense to me when you compare the effects and results of alcohol to weed.Of course they did try to outlaw alcohol at one time but didn't have much luck.
                              I wish the government would take a more realistic approach on their drug awareness campaign because the kids know what they say about pot isn't necesarily true, so therefore dont beleive anything which can lead to problems

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