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  • #31
    Re: "Immortal" Dies

    fett, jokes differ very much. Despite my native culture and habits, sarcasm isn't very polite way to express a good joke for me. I like good jokes, whether they're on me or not, but sarcasm gives the joke the whole new meaning to me.

    And I don't use any digital translators. My English is on the mid level (maybe lower). That's because my native language is Slovan and it's not a piece of cake to learn English or German. I don't pay much attention to grammar English, since I will be studying my native language, which is Slovene.

    If I repeat my mistake(s), make a quote on me and tell me, where did I screw up. I am always ready to discover new horizons.

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    • #32
      Re: "Immortal" Dies

      Originally posted by TEKKY:
      </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by fett:
      I guess funny can be left to an international opinion.
      <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Exibit A: the French think Jerry Lewis is funny. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hell, The French think Jerry Lewis Is "GOD".(Well, I thought before I left, I would open another CAN OF WORMS.)
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #33
        Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

        Damn dude...if you're gonna leave, just fucking leave...don't whine about and start more shit....

        It's simple.....sit back, relax, get over it, and move on.

        There isn't a "banned ass" across your profile yet, so don't worry about it. If the admins/moderator have a problem with you, you will know it [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

        We aren't telling you to leave the board.....that isn't our place....just don't be so aggressive [img]graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

        It's all good, and every contributing member has tremendous value to the board as a whole...ya know the weakest link theory...just slow your roll [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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        • #34
          Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

          "...and accepting the award for best real life Rainman is....

          ...fett."
          I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

          - Newc

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          • #35
            Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

            Originally posted by Immortal:
            fett, jokes differ very much. Despite my native culture and habits, sarcasm isn't very polite way to express a good joke for me. I like good jokes, whether they're on me or not, but sarcasm gives the joke the whole new meaning to me.

            And I don't use any digital translators. My English is on the mid level (maybe lower). That's because my native language is Slovan and it's not a piece of cake to learn English or German. I don't pay much attention to grammar English, since I will be studying my native language, which is Slovene.

            If I repeat my mistake(s), make a quote on me and tell me, where did I screw up. I am always ready to discover new horizons.
            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...Here is what you don't understand. I think it is amazing that you have your native language and have the ability to use your english skills to talk to me. I'm not sure how your language works, but in english there are so many ways to interpret or play on a word. I don't "LOVE AMERICA" and I love the international flavor of this world. "Honest, Mom, It was only a joke."
            I am a true ass set to this board.

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            • #36
              Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

              ...Here is what you don't understand, your jokes suck. Put an asterisk next to your jokes from now on so I know where they are, I'll even try to crack a smile next time. The only thing that's funny here is a 54 year old man making a thread called "Immortal Dies," if my dad ever did something like this I'd probably slit my wrists. Thats just my international opinion, and I'm on your turf too sucka!

              Immortal, your english is fine. I'm just sorry that there's a thread called Immortal Dies at the top of the page.. oh wait, its a joke, laugh with me people.

              It's no surprise threads get deleted after I post. I guess I could just call it a joke.

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              • #37
                Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                Can't we all just get along and worship Satan.. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #38
                  Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                  Originally posted by Immortal:
                  fett, jokes differ very much. Despite my native culture and habits, sarcasm isn't very polite way to express a good joke for me. I like good jokes, whether they're on me or not, but sarcasm gives the joke the whole new meaning to me.

                  And I don't use any digital translators. My English is on the mid level (maybe lower). That's because my native language is Slovan and it's not a piece of cake to learn English or German. I don't pay much attention to grammar English, since I will be studying my native language, which is Slovene.

                  If I repeat my mistake(s), make a quote on me and tell me, where did I screw up. I am always ready to discover new horizons.
                  <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...Here is what you don't understand. I think it is amazing that you have your native language and have the ability to use your english skills to talk to me. I'm not sure how your language works, but in english there are so many ways to interpret or play on a word. I don't "LOVE AMERICA" and I love the international flavor of this world. "Honest, Mom, It was only a joke."
                  I am a true ass set to this board.

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                  • #39
                    Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                    Originally posted by horns666:
                    Can't we all just get along and worship Satan.. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Horns, I guess I'll see you in hell.
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #40
                      Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                      Hey Fett I have delt with Immortal & at first his message was like whats's up with this dude then when I found out he is in Europe I took a minute to read through his message. As it turns out the guy was super cool so the part he wanted from me I shipped to him for free.

                      So his Engrish aint so grate [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Big deal.
                      He is here being a part of the forum, like yourself.

                      In short F%ck off works for EVERYONE!

                      Back to our regularly scheduled program... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      According To The Prophecy

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                      • #41
                        Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                        Damnit: I know he's cool. There was nothing personal about anything I said.
                        I am a true ass set to this board.

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                        • #42
                          Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                          Originally posted by fett:
                          I guess I'll see you in hell.
                          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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                          • #43
                            Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                            Originally posted by LesPaulCustom:
                            How bout' them Yankees [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

                            Atomic Noodle...opinions, statements, or other commentary [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

                            Hey...what is Hee-Hossinfeffer up to these days in the barn [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">gadzooks!!! where are my manners. actually,i was busy all day handicapping a women's all nude empty beer bottle rolling tournament going on in fiji this weekend. ATOMIC BOOKS is open for all JCF bets. hee hawsinfeffer is getting the barn ready. not for the donkey, for me, for when the first person who bets with my SPORTS BOOK and actually miraculously wins a bet. my "tilted towards the house" odds that i work so crookedly on are designed to reap profits. if someone wins, i'm hucklefukked. thus the barn.
                            that's ATOMIC BOOKS CASINO,SPORTS BOOK, and HOUSE of ANACIN.(extra strength)
                            FETTSTER is my rookie poster of the month. i am confused here. what are the odds on that you ask? even money. that i am confused that is.
                            this has been another worthless, shameless plug
                            of another subsidiary that i have never made a dime off of. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #44
                              Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                              Hmmm, interesting thread. As a non-American, and someone who speaks English better than 90% of Americans, AND has liven in the U.S. I believe my opinion is probably still worth less than the money it is printed on.(or something like that). Nevertheless, I agree that Fett's "humour" gives Americans and the JCF a bad name.

                              Fett you are like a kid who stands in his front yard telling all the neighbourhood kids that they suck because your yard is bigger, and that your dad can beat up their dads. Your type of ethnocentricity is tiresome and ignorant. There are many great things about America, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with being proud of your country, but when that mindset progresses to the point where you believe you can treat other people as anything less than equals, simply because they had the audacity to be born outside of the borders of your wonderful country, it goes beyond patriotism to plain old fashioned stupidity.

                              Are you really gonna stand there on your front lawn shouting "my country is better than yours!" Gimme a fucking break. I am assuming since you know that America is the best country in the world, you obviously must have lived all over the world, so that you can back up your claims with personal experience, right? That was a rhetorical question, obviously.

                              Don't be an idiot, we're all here to have fun. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
                              Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                              http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                              • #45
                                Re: &quot;Immortal&quot; Dies

                                That was great zeegs! I'm liking that one! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                                Dave ->

                                "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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